"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Large Labia

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Slickster

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Hilarious!

I used to have a gf with very large labia. At first I thought it was kind of gross but learned to love them the more I played with them.

I do remember one thing about that girl that was awesome. She was always sopping wet.

Here's a link to a labia lovers site.

http://lovelargelabia.tumblr.com/
 

st_99

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haha, just asking because the last girl I banged.. It was dark, then I kind of looked down and just saw the 'large labia'. I remember saying to myself.. "huh, interesting.." then just went about my business.. LOL.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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drak_ool

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Hooked up with a chick about 5 months ago who had them (not as bad as on that labia lover website though). I still went about my business at the time, but when I had the opportunity to fvck her again I passed, just not my thing I guess...
 

jafyk

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I love the large labia. It's nice to suck and pull on, lol. After seeing a large labia and playing with one. I finally understood that song "like a bubble gum" Sometimes I wanna bite and I have to remind myself that would really hurt, lol.
 
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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azanon

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The general consensus is that it is desirable (I've seen polls on this before). I live it too. It's nice to have some extra soft skin snug around your c*** ever so gently coaxing out your life juices.
 

Warrior74

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Large Labia? Or as I call it, a georgia o' qweef.

Yes I'm fancy like that *dusts off monocle, burps loudly*
 

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Gotta say I'm not a fan. It looks like roast beef hanging out...."beef curtains" as I used to say.

I like a nice symmetrical mound with minimal hang-down.


All of my gfs had really nice vaginas. I have banged a couple chicks here and there that had the beefy drapes going on and I did not enjoy. Lately I've been into some pubic hair. I think I was so obsessed with bare pvssy in my twenties that I'm now appreciating the lawn of a woman...not the unruly kind but well-demarcated and groomed.
 

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I prefer a nice aerodynamic vag...with nothing hanging out.

I knew a guy that could upset his girlfriend at any time by calling her "Arbies"
she hated that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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