"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

Read more...

Large Labia

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Slickster

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 1, 2003
Messages
2,517
Reaction score
215
Location
Canada
Hilarious!

I used to have a gf with very large labia. At first I thought it was kind of gross but learned to love them the more I played with them.

I do remember one thing about that girl that was awesome. She was always sopping wet.

Here's a link to a labia lovers site.

http://lovelargelabia.tumblr.com/
 

st_99

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 20, 2006
Messages
1,783
Reaction score
59
haha, just asking because the last girl I banged.. It was dark, then I kind of looked down and just saw the 'large labia'. I remember saying to myself.. "huh, interesting.." then just went about my business.. LOL.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

drak_ool

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 14, 2007
Messages
764
Reaction score
20
Hooked up with a chick about 5 months ago who had them (not as bad as on that labia lover website though). I still went about my business at the time, but when I had the opportunity to fvck her again I passed, just not my thing I guess...
 

jafyk

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 4, 2008
Messages
1,010
Reaction score
26
Location
San Diego, California
I love the large labia. It's nice to suck and pull on, lol. After seeing a large labia and playing with one. I finally understood that song "like a bubble gum" Sometimes I wanna bite and I have to remind myself that would really hurt, lol.
 
Last edited:

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

azanon

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 8, 2006
Messages
2,291
Reaction score
41
The general consensus is that it is desirable (I've seen polls on this before). I live it too. It's nice to have some extra soft skin snug around your c*** ever so gently coaxing out your life juices.
 

Warrior74

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 25, 2008
Messages
5,106
Reaction score
230
Large Labia? Or as I call it, a georgia o' qweef.

Yes I'm fancy like that *dusts off monocle, burps loudly*
 

Colossus

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 22, 2005
Messages
3,494
Reaction score
543
Gotta say I'm not a fan. It looks like roast beef hanging out...."beef curtains" as I used to say.

I like a nice symmetrical mound with minimal hang-down.


All of my gfs had really nice vaginas. I have banged a couple chicks here and there that had the beefy drapes going on and I did not enjoy. Lately I've been into some pubic hair. I think I was so obsessed with bare pvssy in my twenties that I'm now appreciating the lawn of a woman...not the unruly kind but well-demarcated and groomed.
 

pdx1138

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 24, 2010
Messages
1,298
Reaction score
52
I prefer a nice aerodynamic vag...with nothing hanging out.

I knew a guy that could upset his girlfriend at any time by calling her "Arbies"
she hated that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

Top