Lance Armstrong & Ashley Olsen

[bigjohnson]

Here's a picture of the 44 year old Lance dumped.

http://celebrityrumors.com/posts/sherylcrow/1/2.jpg

She's good for a 44 year old (exceptional) but even with some supporting clothes and a distinct lack of rackage she still manages to look saggy, thick and generally worn out. If not for "who she is" no one I know would look twice at her.

The Olsen wench isn't gonna age nearly as well I reckon.

Then again, Ben Franklin liked them old, so tastes vary.

 

[TheShineDog]

Lance is the man

He is awesome. I would tear the olsen sisters apart if i had the chance. I'm talkin bout a threesome with both of em. He needs to make a porno, it would be the number one selling movie of all time. Bigger than the lord of the rings.


P.S. He got busted for using epo during the 1999 tour. I know that it was French journalists. But let me ask you this. If he is willing to bang the **** out of an olsen, do you think that it is too much of a stretch that he would cheat to win and then lie about it?

 

[bigjohnson]

.... If he is willing to bang the **** out of an olsen, do you think that it is too much of a stretch that he would cheat to win and then lie about it?

This doesn't make any sense. How does his choice to spend time with a celebrity make him more or less likely to be honest?

Also, the Olsens aren't that hot, they're already aging poorly.

 

[squirrels]

This doesn't make any sense. How does his choice to spend time with a celebrity make him more or less likely to be honest?

Also, the Olsens aren't that hot, they're already aging poorly.

Like I said, the only appeal they had previously was that they were:

-twins
-famous
-underage (i.e. "forbidden")
-reasonably cute

Same as Britney in that little schoolgirl outfit. Wank-candy for inter-pervs.

It's sad when celebrity gossip infects the "Mature Man" forum.

 

[WestCoaster]

Also, the Olsens aren't that hot, they're already aging poorly.

Correct, I work on a college campus, I'd say 95 percent of the women I see walking across campus are hotter than the Olsen twins and Brittney Spears, and frankly, it's not even close ... and this isn't Arizona State either.

 

[MrLuvr]

It's sad when celebrity gossip infects the "Mature Man" forum.

Hey squirrels, do you have a problem reading? Or maybe you need to improve your comprehension skill. Did you even understand the intent of the post? Obviously not.

The intent was not to spread "celebrity gossip", but rather to comment on how such relationships are being reported by the mainstream press. But, I understand that the point might have been too difficult for you to comprehend.

Learn to read before you make dumb comments next time.

 

[MatureDJ]

Correct, I work on a college campus, I'd say 95 percent of the women I see walking across campus are hotter than the Olsen twins and Brittney Spears, and frankly, it's not even close ... and this isn't Arizona State either.

I had a gig in the Phoenix area, and visited the ASU campus in September (when it is still hot as hell.) Definitely, the most attractive coeds I have ever seen (of course, perhaps my perception was aided by the fact that they were all wearing cropped shirts because of the heat?)

 

[squirrels]

Hey squirrels, do you have a problem reading? Or maybe you need to improve your comprehension skill. Did you even understand the intent of the post? Obviously not.

The intent was not to spread "celebrity gossip", but rather to comment on how such relationships are being reported by the mainstream press. But, I understand that the point might have been too difficult for you to comprehend.

Learn to read before you make dumb comments next time.

The point wasn't too difficult to comprehend, but it WAS way too difficult to give a f*ck about. The intent of the original post was...who cares what it was? It's irrelevant.

Don't act like you had some important sociological observation going. You're not profound here. Maybe the others will come and pat you on the head and say, "Good job finding another example of mainstream feminatrix hor media". I won't. It's been done to death.

Just the existence of the post shows what the "mainstream media" is doing to us, not the content. All you're doing is perpetuating it by complaining about it. Don't get all bent out of shape and start whining because I called you on it.

 

[eminence]

If it was Lindsay Lohan, Paris hilton, or any other dumb slvt it wouldn't be a big deal. Ashley Olsen.....the olsen twins, full house, numerous childhood movies, it basically makes her America's sweetheart. I personally have no problem with it....if I was in lance's or any other celebritys position, and I had the choice to bang either olsen twin...I wouldn't think twice about it. Oh the things I would do.....

 

[Luveno]

Why do people swoon over the actions of celebrities?

Really, its stupid. Think about it.

Lance armstrong: drives a bicycle fast. Wow. Good job. I'm impressed.

The olson twin: was in a sitcom when she was a baby. Is also a twin. Congratulations! Blows my mind.

They contribute nothing useful to society.

Concentrate on your own life.

 

[mintxx]

Being heterosexual I have no idea who the 'Olsen twins' are, but Lance is a machine and if he wants to rip up some barely legal azz, good on him. Interesting comments about the double standard, it shows how unnaturally skewed social attitudes have become. We are all opportunists, I am reminded of Lewis Hamilton who upgraded his longtime girlfriend behind her back a few days after he closed his deal with McLaren. Anyway, celebrities and their lives do not have the meaning that women think, so like the previous poster says, concentrate on important things.

 

[bigjohnson]

In what Universe is 21 barely legal?

 

[MrLuvr]

In what Universe is 21 barely legal?

North America.

I think they want to raise the age of consent to 30.

 

[spread_love]

I couldn't care less, the Olsen twins look like they are heroin addicts and have never been good actresses, just annoying in my opinion.

Lance needs to find someone his own age though.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Lance needs to do what Lance likes to do.

I still think that he can do better.

 

[bigjohnson]

.... Lance needs to find someone his own age though.

Yeah, sure. Idiot.

 

[spread_love]

Yeah, sure. Idiot.

my name is not idiot...you must have got confused with another poster OR other posters aren't allowed their views because the almighty bigjohnson is the be all and end all?

kiss my :moon:

 

[mintxx]

so what is the age of consent in your country? or does it vary from state to state in the 'united' states

 

[bigjohnson]

my name is not idiot...

It's descriptive, not a proper noun, moron.

Everyone gets an opinion but yours is wrong.

so what is the age of consent in your country? or does it vary from state to state in the 'united' states

One of the things the States united on was a concept called states rights, where the federal government has well defined powers and responsibilities and everything OUTSIDE those federal powers is reserved for the states. So yes, each state gets to decide who can screw whom and other things like speed limits and local tax laws.