"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Lamest excuse ever to cancel a date!

K-man

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Guys,

Just got a text from the lady I was supposed to meet for a walk and a drink tonight:

"I'm sorry, I haven't got any sleep at all tonight. Been hunting wasps through my apartment. I dont have any energy left for dating."

At least I gotta give her points for creativity.

I Guess I'll next her since she didn't offer any alternate day? :trouble:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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definately move on, this lady has no interest at all...also no class opting for txt instead of calling you. She will be expecting you to call though and ask again. When you dont she'll probably contact you.
 

jophil28

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window said:
definately move on, this lady has no interest at all...also no class opting for txt instead of calling you. She will be expecting you to call though and ask again. When you dont she'll probably contact you.
Even if she did call, you might want to give her a big avoid.
Imagine getting naked with her on her sofa and a few of those wasps return for a late supper.
 

Kailex

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If you ever do talk to her again, you will NEVER, EVER refer to her by name. You will ONLY talk to her as either "Wasp Hunter" or "WH".

She will forever live in your mind's infamy with that, and I don't think I've ever seen anything like that in my life.

Crikey!
 

synergy1

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I would call this an 8 out of 10 for creativity. Wasp hunting? This chicks really got it going on if she spent all night killing these buggers. Wasps need sleep too. ( now are we talking about white Anglo Saxon prodistents or the bugs?)

I got rejected from a movie date 6 years ago because the chick needed to clean her laundry hamper and was tired. To be fair, the weekend before she brought me back to her place and I thought i would be clever and not fvck her on the first night of hanging out. She had like 10 orbiters and didn't like the idea of being stood up for sex and moved on.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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K-man

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Well I haven't really made up my mind yet...the strange thing is that we hit it off really well and when I called her to set up the date she sounded very enthusiastic.

Strange....maybe she's mano-depressive? (Sp.)
 

Scaramouche

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Dear KMan,
Her interest level is so low and she takes herself so seriously,I wouldn't waste time on her.
 

Colossus

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K-man said:
Well I haven't really made up my mind yet...the strange thing is that we hit it off really well and when I called her to set up the date she sounded very enthusiastic.

Strange....maybe she's mano-depressive? (Sp.)

Nah, dont read into it.

I've had numerous 1st dates that went swimmingly, then when I asked for a second they flaked for no apparent reason.

Point is, girls (especially <25) will find any number of reasons not to go out with a guy. Something you said they took out of context, something their friend said, another guy, etc. It doesnt matter. Move on, never call her again.
 

Falcon25

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The guy above has it spot on ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Girls under 25 equal Girls who flake.

Tell this BeeKeeper to have a nice day and move on. She got fuvked that night and no longer needed you. That's what really happened. Move on.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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