"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Lady from match wants to meet

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hmmm. I probably wouldnt bang her. I always go for chicks with a slamming body with a butta face or a chick with a cute/pretty face with a little bit of meat. this chick doesnt seem to meet that criteria, but you do you bro!
It's okay. Everyone has different tastes. I met this one on Bumble which from the pics didn't have a butt or nice chest, I was wrong, she did. She was on mulitple anti-depressants/anti-anxiety meds and never was able to reach climax. She went off them for a few days, well, she reached climax but, Jesus, I thought she'd might kill me. A bit nutty.

I couldn't do a buttaface, but I guess if you put a bag over their head, perhaps cloth so they can breathe...

No sense in trying again. She saw your text and chose not to respond. You will get ghosted like a mofo on those apps.
She was traveling apparently. She's been texting me all morning; I responded only once. Will be back in the area end of week. She requested Saturday to meet. This one, with the pics, we're meeting Friday. Let's see if either flake.
 
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