So this girl im seeing, I notice her labia lips stick out SO much like you can suck on them and pull them, etc. it's a **** load of excess skin there. Does this mean she got f'd a lot or what? I know they dont get born like that. Cause my EX GF her pvssy was nice and smooth, no lips sticking out and it was all inside.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Labia lips sticking out.. mean they got f'd a lot?
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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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No, it means she is completely normal and just has big lips. There is a whole range of possible ways her vagina can look. I would recommend not mentioning it, as many girls are already self concious about how they look/smell/taste/feel whatever. Besides, she can't do anything about it (within reason.. there is surgery).
While I agree that smaller, neat ones look nicer, is one example (your ex) really enough evidence to say you know girls aren't born like this?
While I agree that smaller, neat ones look nicer, is one example (your ex) really enough evidence to say you know girls aren't born like this?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Don't worry about it, no two p*ssies are alike. It's normal. A girl could be a virgin and still have dangling "meat curtains". One girl I knew was self-conscious because one of her labias hangs lower than the other. But whatever, once you're inside her, you won't know the difference.baurman said:So this girl im seeing, I notice her labia lips stick out SO much like you can suck on them and pull them, etc. it's a **** load of excess skin there. Does this mean she got f'd a lot or what? I know they dont get born like that. Cause my EX GF her pvssy was nice and smooth, no lips sticking out and it was all inside.
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Yeah, that's disgusting. How do you feed that thing? It could gobble a whole man up.speakeasy said:
Be careful guys, it's a jungle out there.
Yeah, seriously. If she was pregnant, the baby would just fall right out on the sidewalk.Mr.Positive said:Yeah, that's disgusting. How do you feed that thing? It could gobble a whole man up.
Be careful guys, it's a jungle out there.
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Haha...she could just squat down and suck the baby right back up.speakeasy said:Yeah, seriously. If she was pregnant, the baby would just fall right out on the sidewalk.
I've never seen a vagina "breath" like that before. It looked hungry. I bet it eats raw steak.
She's really a danger to society and should require a special permit or something.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.