"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Labia lips sticking out.. mean they got f'd a lot?

baurman

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So this girl im seeing, I notice her labia lips stick out SO much like you can suck on them and pull them, etc. it's a **** load of excess skin there. Does this mean she got f'd a lot or what? I know they dont get born like that. Cause my EX GF her pvssy was nice and smooth, no lips sticking out and it was all inside.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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SmoothTalker

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No, it means she is completely normal and just has big lips. There is a whole range of possible ways her vagina can look. I would recommend not mentioning it, as many girls are already self concious about how they look/smell/taste/feel whatever. Besides, she can't do anything about it (within reason.. there is surgery).

While I agree that smaller, neat ones look nicer, is one example (your ex) really enough evidence to say you know girls aren't born like this?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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speakeasy

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baurman said:
So this girl im seeing, I notice her labia lips stick out SO much like you can suck on them and pull them, etc. it's a **** load of excess skin there. Does this mean she got f'd a lot or what? I know they dont get born like that. Cause my EX GF her pvssy was nice and smooth, no lips sticking out and it was all inside.
Don't worry about it, no two p*ssies are alike. It's normal. A girl could be a virgin and still have dangling "meat curtains". One girl I knew was self-conscious because one of her labias hangs lower than the other. But whatever, once you're inside her, you won't know the difference.
 

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Yeah, that's disgusting. How do you feed that thing? It could gobble a whole man up.

Be careful guys, it's a jungle out there.
Yeah, seriously. If she was pregnant, the baby would just fall right out on the sidewalk.
 

Mr.Positive

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speakeasy said:
Yeah, seriously. If she was pregnant, the baby would just fall right out on the sidewalk.
Haha...she could just squat down and suck the baby right back up.

I've never seen a vagina "breath" like that before. It looked hungry. I bet it eats raw steak.

She's really a danger to society and should require a special permit or something.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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