"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Knowing when to go for the kill...

marmel75

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Met this chick online, sent NN's "goddess wifely" opening message. She responded saying she is an angel 80% of the time, etc. Then sent another message with her number, without me sending any other message...my thinking is she has high IL after seeing my pics and is probably going to be DTF pretty quick...little did I know, it is going to be real quick, lol...

Texted her last night, texts were pretty Flirty...asked what her schedule was this week...she gave me detailed reply, I said well the only days I have open this week are x and y, which one is better. She sad "y :)"

Then immediately asks: "you're not coming for Thanksgiving dinner?"

Now back in the day, I would have missed this one...and been like no I can't, blah blah blah...and been like, I'll just see you Sat, like a fvcking numnut...and then she would have wondered "WTF is wrong with this dude, I basically just gave him a gren light to come fvck me and he wants to go on a date??"

Now I recognize it for what it is, this chick is DTF and has high IL...

I sent a text saying "I'm not sure its safe to eat you food yet, xxxxx...you might try to roofie me so you could have your way with me... ;-)"


She responds "Hahahahaha!!! Good one Matt!! Lmao!! ;-)"

Then I go for the kill shot...

"Maybe a glass of wine and a movie after dinner, tho..."

She responds "Now you're talking!!"

I tell her lets make it happen then, 9pm.
she said sounds great and will text me Thurs to let me know when her company leaves, and I can come earlier if I want...

Moral of the story, don't settle for a date when a chick gives you signs she is DTF and can just invite yourself over...

Chance favors the bold.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Something I don't understand...

How can you really be married with a kid and have the ability to go off to this woman's house on Thanksgiving?
 

marmel75

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Atom Smasher said:
Something I don't understand...

How can you really be married with a kid and have the ability to go off to this woman's house on Thanksgiving?
Easy...wife and kids are going to Ohio for Thanksgiving because her whole family will be there...I can't go due to having to work at 6am Friday morning. Ill have 4 days of debauchery...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

PrettyBoyAJ

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People got to understand. Marriage is a business. Now why would you sign those papers to get married if your not going to abide by the rules and in turn have a bigger chance of getting bankrupt. Never made sense to me.
 
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