"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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know any pickup lines for yoga class?

Donovin

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I am in a yoga class(strictly for meeting women)at a community college and the most beautiful girl is in this class with me. She seems my age and we've said hi to each other twice, but that's it. I'm new to this site and have been reading up on all the different ways of picking up on a girl, but wanted to approach her humorously about yoga, or on her posture or something.

If anyone has good ideas for an approach, let me know. I need some help with this one.

-Donovin
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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And don't stare at her crotch when she's in the lotus position.
 

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Originally posted by Donovin
I am in a yoga class(strictly for meeting women)at a community college and the most beautiful girl is in this class with me. She seems my age and we've said hi to each other twice, but that's it. I'm new to this site and have been reading up on all the different ways of picking up on a girl, but wanted to approach her humorously about yoga, or on her posture or something.

If anyone has good ideas for an approach, let me know. I need some help with this one.

-Donovin
Comment on her lovely camel toe
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Re: Re: know any pickup lines for yoga class?

Originally posted by baracus
Comment on her lovely camel toe
Well, I guess it's alright to stare if she has a camel toe...:p
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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