john paul
Senior Don Juan
what are some of your best/smoothest/funniest moves in sneaking in a kiss?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
john paul
Senior Don Juan
alright i guess ill share then
this one time i was alone with a girl and she was talking about her dog or something and i very quickly interupted her to tell her that she had something on her eyelash(she had nothing on it). After failling to brush it off her eye i told her to close her eyes and i would get it for her which i then gave her a long kiss. I then followed up with a "ok i got it for you".
anyone else got something like this?
this one time i was alone with a girl and she was talking about her dog or something and i very quickly interupted her to tell her that she had something on her eyelash(she had nothing on it). After failling to brush it off her eye i told her to close her eyes and i would get it for her which i then gave her a long kiss. I then followed up with a "ok i got it for you".
anyone else got something like this?
kickureface
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yep. just without the eyelash part.
Kev07
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She was rambling and I told her to stfu and kissed her.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
haha same here.kickureface said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Supremo
Senior Don Juan
One word: roofies
girl_in_a_boy_forum
Senior Don Juan
Bake something together that involves frosting and the possibilities are endless.
GaryUranga
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oh yeah I goign to bake somehtign with my gf just so I can try this out, hold on I gotta get rid of all my pants and wear skirt now 
Plec07
Senior Don Juan
Gary... you do worry me sometimes .
More importantly, my main "first kiss" technique is simply talking to her about something important to her. Do something to make her look down and when she looks back up usually her hair will hang over her face slightly. All I then do is without saying a word smile while looking into her eyes intensely, gently push her hair our of her face before moving my hand towards her chin. With a small bit of pressure on her chin her head tilts towards mine and I then kiss her slowly.
If that doesn't work then next time you see her shout "suprise!!" tackle her to the ground, punch her in the face a couple times till she's unconcious with her mouth hanging open and lick her tongue like a dog.
*For anyone actually considering trying my second idea.... Remember to post your results. It will amuse me*
.More importantly, my main "first kiss" technique is simply talking to her about something important to her. Do something to make her look down and when she looks back up usually her hair will hang over her face slightly. All I then do is without saying a word smile while looking into her eyes intensely, gently push her hair our of her face before moving my hand towards her chin. With a small bit of pressure on her chin her head tilts towards mine and I then kiss her slowly.
If that doesn't work then next time you see her shout "suprise!!" tackle her to the ground, punch her in the face a couple times till she's unconcious with her mouth hanging open and lick her tongue like a dog.
*For anyone actually considering trying my second idea.... Remember to post your results. It will amuse me
*
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
john paul
Senior Don Juan
Im saying right now to just do it the next time you have a chance. It will be akward the first time probably. Mine was plently akward. But its easy sneasy after that first couple of times, you wont have to think twice about it.
Philosopher
Don Juan
Keeping this alive
ice cream shop downtown with some friends and a few girls.. one i had a crush on (i was an AFC) anyway.. i had some ice cream on my nose.. and she licked it off...haha and of course i just had to do it.. and then put some ice cream on the side of my lip.. when she leaned over to lick that off.. i snuck in a quickie kiss
CTApprentice
Don Juan
Vice said:I'm yet to kiss a girl for the first time
I need help lol
let me call one of you guys so you can verbally beat the **** out of me and force me to do it
bro im in the same situation,hopefully i can make something happen in the next few months.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
It's not that hard guys. You quite literally just lean in and kiss her when you have her isolated. If she's even a little attracted to you she'll let you. Losing the fear of kissing a girl for the first time was the one thing that changed me from never getting chicks to getting laid consistently.Vice said:I'm yet to kiss a girl for the first time
I need help lol
let me call one of you guys so you can verbally beat the **** out of me and force me to do it
You know most girls you just friends with will let you give her a quick peck, right? I've at least peck kissed every girl I hang out with. Even if you're just friends she'll likely give a little laugh and playfully call you a jerk. Don't be afraid. A lot of the girls I'm just a close friend to peck kiss me goodbye every night.
It's one of those things that gets easier every time. I lost the fear because I've never had a chick pull back from a kiss. Chicks like making out! Give them what they want!
girl_in_a_boy_forum
Senior Don Juan
I come up behind my man and gently kiss him on the back of his neck.
GaryUranga
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way to make it public, Im never lettign you kiss me again
lonewolf17
Don Juan
ill use this thread instead of making a new one.
i've got a girl who i'm fairly sure is really into me. she got a hair cut and like a new outfit and everything for our date which was...bowling lol (gotta love the action dates!). oh and she spent hours making me a mix tape and even illustrated a cover and everything. yeah im fairly sure she is into me.
BUT
im finding kino hard with her. i can get it in, but it's just she is sort of a shy one, and after a while she began to respond, but still, it's been tough.
however, i can manage that. my true problem is ths KISS. i cant get it in. i just cant find some natural way to do it with this girl. and until i do im afraid im gonna drift into friend zone...
so for the shy girl, what is the best way to sneak one in?
i've got a girl who i'm fairly sure is really into me. she got a hair cut and like a new outfit and everything for our date which was...bowling lol (gotta love the action dates!). oh and she spent hours making me a mix tape and even illustrated a cover and everything. yeah im fairly sure she is into me.
BUT
im finding kino hard with her. i can get it in, but it's just she is sort of a shy one, and after a while she began to respond, but still, it's been tough.
however, i can manage that. my true problem is ths KISS. i cant get it in. i just cant find some natural way to do it with this girl. and until i do im afraid im gonna drift into friend zone...
so for the shy girl, what is the best way to sneak one in?
Don't sneak it. Kino her and stare into her eyes, give her the kiss test and just go for it.
I've NEVER been rejected by a girl. I was so surprised how easy it is. It seems so hard untill you acually do it then its just a piece of pis$.
john paul thats freakin sweet. I'm definately gonna use that.
I've NEVER been rejected by a girl. I was so surprised how easy it is. It seems so hard untill you acually do it then its just a piece of pis$.
john paul thats freakin sweet. I'm definately gonna use that.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.