"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Kiddy Muscles- Pics

mintxx

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wow. that's awesome. you look better than me (i.e. the benchmark) man. keep it up!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Flabbergasped?

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So, prom in Taiwan is about you grinding up on chicks in the middle of a dance circle?

I'm coming over =)

Great work on the body man, that's good motivation.
 

Mad Manic

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Kerpal said:
:cry:

This goes against everything I believe in when it comes to training.

Function > Form
Why, why should numbers matter? One person's 100 kg Bench is not the same as another person's 100 kg Bench, same with any exercise, the leverages and mechanics are always different so it's not even comparable. Strength is just stupid it's just feeding the ego whilst looking like rubbish using low volume routines, all bodybuilders have to put the work in with hard tiring routines and great diets.

MM
 

Quagmire911

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Mad Manic said:
Strength is just stupid it's just feeding the ego whilst looking like rubbish using low volume routines,
MM
:crackup:
 

I-tallionStallion

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okay...you should def have some strength to back up those muscles haha or people will poke your muscles with a pin and youll fly away making fart sounds like a balloon
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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oneshot

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haha. i'll be real honest, i do look stronger than I am, but not so much stronger that I float away like a balloon making fart sounds XD
with those muscles i can only go to around 120 kg bench, never tried anything heavier. it always amazes me when i see fat, bald, 40 year old guys in my gym doing 100 keys bench.
 

ChrizZ

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I-tallionStallion said:
okay...you should def have some strength to back up those muscles haha or people will poke your muscles with a pin and youll fly away making fart sounds like a balloon
:crackup:
 

Deadly_Assassin

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holy ****, u bench 120kgs? I am ur height and ur weight. (171cm, 72kgs) 90kgs has been the max I have done. Is this a machine or the proper free weight bench?

love the pics at the prom btw.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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