"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Keanu Reeves has a new girlfriend

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I nearly asked out Jenifer Aniston when she was single ;)
(I've a Hollywood insider contact)

the appeal to her? Im not a celeb (haha)
never know, right?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I nearly asked out Jenifer Aniston when she was single ;)
(I've a Hollywood insider contact)

the appeal to her? Im not a celeb (haha)
never know, right?
Shes not super hot but still one of the biggest stars. So what made you decide not to ask her out?

Does your contact know nina dobrev or Emma Watson? If so could you like you know inquire for me? Hook a brotha up.
 

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So what made you decide not to ask her out?
She was single for a few months, by the time I decided to pull the trigger she had started dating someone (again)
Im not a celeb fanatic btw, I just thought... what the hell!

I dont like to pull favors at all, even for myself.
(my contact is actually a fan of my work, i've a few prime role documentaries, interviews and a one-off acting gig)
 

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She was single for a few months, by the time I decided to pull the trigger she had started dating someone (again)
Im not a celeb fanatic btw, I just thought... what the hell!

I dont like to pull favors at all, even for myself.
(my contact is actually a fan of my work, i've a few prime role documentaries, interviews and a one-off acting gig)
Maybe can you pull one favor and inquire about nina for me! I used to have a mega crush on her. I'm really serious about it. If anything I could show the forum I went on a date with a high smv hb9.
 
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