"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I nearly asked out Jenifer Aniston when she was single ;)
(I've a Hollywood insider contact)

the appeal to her? Im not a celeb (haha)
never know, right?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I nearly asked out Jenifer Aniston when she was single ;)
(I've a Hollywood insider contact)

the appeal to her? Im not a celeb (haha)
never know, right?
Shes not super hot but still one of the biggest stars. So what made you decide not to ask her out?

Does your contact know nina dobrev or Emma Watson? If so could you like you know inquire for me? Hook a brotha up.
 

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So what made you decide not to ask her out?
She was single for a few months, by the time I decided to pull the trigger she had started dating someone (again)
Im not a celeb fanatic btw, I just thought... what the hell!

I dont like to pull favors at all, even for myself.
(my contact is actually a fan of my work, i've a few prime role documentaries, interviews and a one-off acting gig)
 

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She was single for a few months, by the time I decided to pull the trigger she had started dating someone (again)
Im not a celeb fanatic btw, I just thought... what the hell!

I dont like to pull favors at all, even for myself.
(my contact is actually a fan of my work, i've a few prime role documentaries, interviews and a one-off acting gig)
Maybe can you pull one favor and inquire about nina for me! I used to have a mega crush on her. I'm really serious about it. If anything I could show the forum I went on a date with a high smv hb9.
 
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