"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kathy Ireland has hit The Wall

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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pipeman84

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She's 60 with 3 children, by all accounts she's been happily married for 35yrs so I don't think the notion of 'The Wall' applies to her. That's for single women or women who happen to be in a relationship but are high mileage. You don't put vintage cars in the same category with ordinary used cars.
Oh, and her hair looks great, particularly for a 60yrs old woman. Plenty women 30yrs younger who have worse looking hair.
 

BillyPilgrim

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She's 60 with 3 children, by all accounts she's been happily married for 35yrs so I don't think the notion of 'The Wall' applies to her. That's for single women or women who happen to be in a relationship but are high mileage. You don't put vintage cars in the same category with ordinary used cars.
Oh, and her hair looks great, particularly for a 60yrs old woman. Plenty women 30yrs younger who have worse looking hair.
She's below average for 60 year old women in Scottsdale actually. She'd be a hottie for 60 in Guatemala though
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She's 60 with 3 children, by all accounts she's been happily married for 35yrs so I don't think the notion of 'The Wall' applies to her. That's for single women or women who happen to be in a relationship but are high mileage.
Her children are all over the age of 18 at this point. She isn't in the market for new penis at this point. She's fortunate that she's not in the market at the moment because she would not even compete well with women around her age.

She's below average for 60 year old women in Scottsdale actually.
Average at best but below average is a fair assessment.
 
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