"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Kanye West is going to be next door to my work today
- Thread starter Wyldfire
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
diplomatic_lies
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
y'all thought Kanye West was some little blonde girl??!:crackup:
that's inexcusable people....
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
does Bush really not care about black people?
wait.. this is political subject isn't it?
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Obviously we know who that jacka$$ is. Why not goof on him by saying he's the antithesis of who he believes himself to be?
Oh, and his music is comparable to what I leave behind after eating corn and peanuts . . .
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Kerensky
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
al77
Master Don Juan
Lets just imagine Wyldfire is a 17y.o. gal. Does this statement above fits the image? Perfectly. The same level of attention to celebrities, the same level of thinking what is cool: not really the music, no... it seems like it doesn't even matter. What matter is the fact that "it is going to be a mad house getting into work".
How old are you Wyld? According to your 7000 somehting posts you .. you have seen life LOL
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
I want 10 seconds of my life back. Idiot.
dyce
Don Juan
he's known for sampling old soul records
and for those who may not listen to hip hop, you might know him from his infamous comment "George Bush doesn't care about Black people" at the Hurricane Katrina celebrity telethon that caused a stir on the news