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Master Don Juan
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http://www.kansascity.com/2014/01/22/4769468/judge-rules-kansas-sperm-donor.htm
Don't ever donate sperm.
Don't ever donate sperm.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
( . )( . ) said:He looks like a bit of a dipsh!t
( . )( . ) said:a sh!tlib being bent over by his own system wins out. Every cloud has a silver lining and all that.
samspade said:Who ever heard of a couple receiving child support
...it's all pretty comical.Roumie said:Who responds to an ad on craigslist for a sperm donor?! Seriously... And then how did these idiots go through the whole process
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
lolMalice said:This is probably the closest the sperm donor has been to getting laid.
This is true to an extent, but what it really boils down to is 60% of every tax dollar goes to funding heart surgeries for 80 y.o.s who are living it up on SS we pay richly for (and they paid pennies for) together with savings windfalls they got due to govt manipulation/inflation of the mortgage markets. God bless our precious senior citizen "resource," the vastly improved golf handicaps and $500 drivers that we buy them. 25% goes to war machines to blow up our enemies. About 10% goes to troglodytic throwbacks and to make sure they keep having unhampered offspring insuring more troglodytic throwbacks in the future and that they never become extinct. The remaining 5% of funds actually runs the government. I wish I were exaggerating here, but that's a pretty fair summary of the federal budget. Jeebus.Danger said:We already are there if one takes an objective look at our tax system.
A decent portion of all of our taxes goes to pay for those children born of sluts and deadbeats. Not to mention the sluts and deadbeats themselves.
When a smart person hears "income wage gap", what they should really be hearing is "here comes more confiscation of your hard earned labor".