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http://www.kansascity.com/2014/01/22/4769468/judge-rules-kansas-sperm-donor.htm
Don't ever donate sperm.
Don't ever donate sperm.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
( . )( . ) said:He looks like a bit of a dipsh!t
( . )( . ) said:a sh!tlib being bent over by his own system wins out. Every cloud has a silver lining and all that.
samspade said:Who ever heard of a couple receiving child support
...it's all pretty comical.Roumie said:Who responds to an ad on craigslist for a sperm donor?! Seriously... And then how did these idiots go through the whole process
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
lolMalice said:This is probably the closest the sperm donor has been to getting laid.
This is true to an extent, but what it really boils down to is 60% of every tax dollar goes to funding heart surgeries for 80 y.o.s who are living it up on SS we pay richly for (and they paid pennies for) together with savings windfalls they got due to govt manipulation/inflation of the mortgage markets. God bless our precious senior citizen "resource," the vastly improved golf handicaps and $500 drivers that we buy them. 25% goes to war machines to blow up our enemies. About 10% goes to troglodytic throwbacks and to make sure they keep having unhampered offspring insuring more troglodytic throwbacks in the future and that they never become extinct. The remaining 5% of funds actually runs the government. I wish I were exaggerating here, but that's a pretty fair summary of the federal budget. Jeebus.Danger said:We already are there if one takes an objective look at our tax system.
A decent portion of all of our taxes goes to pay for those children born of sluts and deadbeats. Not to mention the sluts and deadbeats themselves.
When a smart person hears "income wage gap", what they should really be hearing is "here comes more confiscation of your hard earned labor".