Just wanted to share some more ****y+funny (field tested)

[smooth666]

1)After some busy hours at work I was sitting next to a collegue on a bench.
She: "That feels great" (refering to having a break to relax)
Me: "Sitting next to me on a bench???"
And so on...
2) I was on vacation but spend some of my spare time in town. After getting back to work another collegue told me that she saw me in the mall one day:
Me: "Lucky you!!!"
She: cracking up... "I was waving but you did not see me "
Me: "really?? You should have called my name!"
She: "Sure and all the people would think I am crazy..."
Me: No,all the people would think what a great taste you have...."
She: smiled "You would have liked that..."
Me: "Well you would have made an impression on me. You missed a chance...."
3) Talking to + kinoing a girl at the club next to the dancefloor. A hell of a noise so you had to be real close to understand what is said

She: saying something
Me: Did you just say "Lets go!" ?
She: smiled, but said something else.
Heavy kissing 10 Minutes later...

 

[NoWayOut]

Haha, nice man. I especially like the mall one. Way to think on your toes.

 

[smooth666]

4) Some collegues and me were having breakfast:
Me to HB- Collegue: "I dreamt of you tonight."
She: "hopefully something good"
Me: "Well... at least x-rated"
She: blushing (others sitting around us and listening to us) "Thanks for telling me in front of this group..."
Me: I made up some TOTALLY harmless crap like "You were actually only brushing your teeth"...
She and the rest were laughing and saying: "Wow, now that is x-rated...."
She kept smiling at me for the rest of the day...

 

[Pugsley_f5]

HAHA I like that one, kinda is a dig deeper joke, you have to ponder it a bit....very undercover smooth.

 

[smooth666]

There is a variation to this that came to my mind,but I would only use it privately alone with her:
blabla
Me: "At least something x-rated"
She: blushing (thinking of something sexual)
Me: "You were chasing me with a chain-saw.Wow,pretty scary."
She: blabla (relieved that it was nothing sexual)
Me: Well......,you were naked....

 

[biker_gixxer]

great stuff smooth, this is my favorite.

I was on vacation but spend some of my spare time in town. After getting back to work another collegue told me that she saw me in the mall one day: Lucky You!

 

[smooth666]

I recently used this one with a HB in the mall:

me: You are lucky!
her: why?
me: I am single!... How about you?
etc.


(As a rule I do not ask women if the were single but doing it in the c+f-way is ok for once)

 

[StepItUpAnotch]

Originally posted by smooth666
There is a variation to this that came to my mind,but I would only use it privately alone with her:
blabla
Me: "At least something x-rated"
She: blushing (thinking of something sexual)
Me: "You were chasing me with a chain-saw.Wow,pretty scary."
She: blabla (relieved that it was nothing sexual)
Me: Well......,you were naked....

lmmfao!!

This seemed kinda corny but it woulda worked on me.

If I was a guy I would use this line!!

 

[Vincent]

Good thing you used three question marks or else I would have been lost.



Good work buddy

 

[StepItUpAnotch]

*thinking Vincent is such a smart A**

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by StepItUpAnotch
*thinking Vincent is such a smart A**

See sig

 

[Anaxibios]

Awesome work, man... very funny...

Is there anything better than laughing?

 

[Matt Rogers]

Nice ones smooth666. Allow me to ruthlessly steal those lines and use them myself.

If you wanna add them to my ****y and funny thread on the tips section that would be really cool and really raise the bar for me and others to think of new ones to add to that thread.

Respect!
Matt

 

[lYlasTer]

I always cringe whenever people post these threads because their examples suck ass. But yours are actually good.

 

[johnny_chase]

dude, some of those are just creepy, not very playful

 

[quest]

what u guys think of this..

nightclub - dance floor..

her: "you know the words to this ****?" (christina aguleria - can't hold us down)
me: "yeah its all about girl power, i love it."
her - talks to her friend, her friend high 5's me.
me - talking again to the first girl - "i love girl power, and equal oppurtunity, means u get to buy me the first drink"
her - hit me in the arm playfully while smiling..

any good?

 

[Microphone Fiend]

so far they've all been tight, they all would work. At first the X-tina Aguilera one made it look like you were conforming to get in good with her but then you counter with her buying you a drink so thats cool

 

[AFK Protector]

I love the BAHAHAHAHAH's. Those really **** up the mood.

jp jp these are golden.

 

[quest]

Originally posted by Microphone Fiend
so far they've all been tight, they all would work. At first the X-tina Aguilera one made it look like you were conforming to get in good with her but then you counter with her buying you a drink so thats cool

eep.. actually it was completely the opposite.. she was all "punk" and was like not impressed that i was singing along.. so no, i wasn't conforming. but i see ur point. i THINK it would have been better if i was conforming (ie; she wasn't a punk).

 

[Paintballguy]

Me and a friend were with two girls we know at the mall. My friend had this picture of the one girl when she was like four years old that we got from her cousin.

Anyways, my friend shows it to the girl's friend while trying to hide it from the girl thats in it just trying to mess with her. I seen a perfect oppurtunity to rip her on her age being she is like 2 years younger then me and my friend. It goes like this:

Me: How old were you in that pic?
Her: I would say around 4 or 5.....
Me: So, I guess that would make you about 13 now?
Her: Laugh followed by a punch in the arm.