"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Just wanted to share some more ****y+funny (field tested)
- Thread starter smooth666
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
squirrels
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You did a great job with your thread in the tips section. You can link me if you like and of course use the lines with chicks
However I see my thread as sth like a personal "c+f journal". I will add to it from time to time and see how my c+f develops.
Take care!
here is the link to your thread:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62763&highlight=****y+funny
Matt Rogers
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Keep the examples coming smooth666
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
octane_orphan
Don Juan
Me : I was thinking about you in the car this morning
Her: Ahh yeah <curious>
Me: Yeah my air con has started making the really annoying noise <has to be said with a smile>
ok this may be a neghit but I will let the forum acedemics slate me for that one... all i know it got the desired responce ...