"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Thank you SOSUAVE! Thank you ALL!

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have just gotten laid by a 19 year old HB9 blond girl named Layla!

Just one problem: it took like 10 minutes with BJ for me to get a hard on, then it would come back down in a few seconds. And so on... The sex sucked. Man, it sucked ass. I hope it's not always like this! BUT I STILL GOT LAID. :D

Will I get better in time? I've arragend to meet her again just for sex, but I don't want this happening again.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I think that can happen if you're really nervous because you're not used to being with a real hot girl, or even having sex in general.
 
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What! the sex sucked?

stop posting our love life on the forums please nex.....:D
 
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I envy you. I wouldnt mind sex with a 23 year old woman.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Teen Spirit
Hope you remembered to PIITB.
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What's that?

EDIT: Oooohhh... Put it in the back. I thought about it but it would be pretty hard (pun) since my **** wasn't hard enough, and she had this "rolling eyes are you done look" on her face. :mad:
 
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Originally posted by Layla
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have just gotten laid by a 19 year old HB9 blond girl named Layla!
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Layla and Nex having sex!!! :eek:
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Desdinova
If I didn't know better, I'd say it was your first time :)

Don't worry, it gets better as you become more comfortable with sex in general.
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As some of you may have noticed from my other posts, I'm a really heavy drinker. This was my first time COMPLETELY SOBER, and I had it planned out before hand (wasn't spontaneous) and had about 30 minutes to think "holy **** what if it doesn't go up."
 
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