"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Thank you SOSUAVE! Thank you ALL!

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have just gotten laid by a 19 year old HB9 blond girl named Layla!

Just one problem: it took like 10 minutes with BJ for me to get a hard on, then it would come back down in a few seconds. And so on... The sex sucked. Man, it sucked ass. I hope it's not always like this! BUT I STILL GOT LAID. :D

Will I get better in time? I've arragend to meet her again just for sex, but I don't want this happening again.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think that can happen if you're really nervous because you're not used to being with a real hot girl, or even having sex in general.
 
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What! the sex sucked?

stop posting our love life on the forums please nex.....:D
 
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I envy you. I wouldnt mind sex with a 23 year old woman.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Teen Spirit
Hope you remembered to PIITB.
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What's that?

EDIT: Oooohhh... Put it in the back. I thought about it but it would be pretty hard (pun) since my **** wasn't hard enough, and she had this "rolling eyes are you done look" on her face. :mad:
 
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Originally posted by Layla
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have just gotten laid by a 19 year old HB9 blond girl named Layla!
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Layla and Nex having sex!!! :eek:
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Desdinova
If I didn't know better, I'd say it was your first time :)

Don't worry, it gets better as you become more comfortable with sex in general.
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As some of you may have noticed from my other posts, I'm a really heavy drinker. This was my first time COMPLETELY SOBER, and I had it planned out before hand (wasn't spontaneous) and had about 30 minutes to think "holy **** what if it doesn't go up."
 
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