"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Just Got Laid!

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Thank you SOSUAVE! Thank you ALL!

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have just gotten laid by a 19 year old HB9 blond girl named Layla!

Just one problem: it took like 10 minutes with BJ for me to get a hard on, then it would come back down in a few seconds. And so on... The sex sucked. Man, it sucked ass. I hope it's not always like this! BUT I STILL GOT LAID. :D

Will I get better in time? I've arragend to meet her again just for sex, but I don't want this happening again.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I think that can happen if you're really nervous because you're not used to being with a real hot girl, or even having sex in general.
 
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What! the sex sucked?

stop posting our love life on the forums please nex.....:D
 
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I envy you. I wouldnt mind sex with a 23 year old woman.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Teen Spirit
Hope you remembered to PIITB.
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What's that?

EDIT: Oooohhh... Put it in the back. I thought about it but it would be pretty hard (pun) since my **** wasn't hard enough, and she had this "rolling eyes are you done look" on her face. :mad:
 
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Originally posted by Layla
If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have just gotten laid by a 19 year old HB9 blond girl named Layla!
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Layla and Nex having sex!!! :eek:
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Desdinova
If I didn't know better, I'd say it was your first time :)

Don't worry, it gets better as you become more comfortable with sex in general.
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As some of you may have noticed from my other posts, I'm a really heavy drinker. This was my first time COMPLETELY SOBER, and I had it planned out before hand (wasn't spontaneous) and had about 30 minutes to think "holy **** what if it doesn't go up."
 
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