Ilyas Frenkelovich
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OTB said:maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
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Nope no VPILF. Black Jesus won.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Just for the hell of it, would any of you fvck Sarah Palin?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
come on speakeasy you had to find the most bloated picture of her.. we all have our bad days
here ya go
http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/tinafey_21313.jpg
http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/tina-fey-tanktop1.jpg
here ya go
http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/tinafey_21313.jpg
http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/tina-fey-tanktop1.jpg
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Id beat that ass up and bust STRAIGHT in her stupid face.
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Wow Ilyas, I love how you can't even properly quote another post...... fvcking idiot....Ilyas Frenkelovich said:OTB said:maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
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Nope no VPILF. Black Jesus won.
It's okay guys, I'm not flaming him -----> I actually know this retard in real life....
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"Wow" to you Desert Fow, you fail at life....Desert Fox said:
When writing that, did you honestly think that I thought she was elected Vice???
I'm glad you are soooooo fvcking perceptive! ----> idiot.... :crackup:
Don't come back before you get some sense in your head :trouble:
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Are you fvcking serious?!?!persistent exaction said:nahhh I'm a democrat.
Does that mean you wouldn't fvck an HB-9 if you somehow found out that she had conservative political views?
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backbreaker said:
speakeasy said:
To put it into slightly more objective terms.....
Governor Sarah Palin is extremely hot compared to all other female politicians who are all uggos
(On a side note, Hillary Clinton was a hottie wayyyy back in the day....
On the other side of that, Tina Fey is actually lower-than-average compared to the rest of the women in the Hollywood movie industry
But in my opion, I honestly don't think Tina Fey is an attractive women at all.......
Personally, I wouldn't even give her a second look if I passed her buy on the street (not considering the factor that she's a celebrity...... and I'd fvck her just for the bragging rights
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What if she has CIA installed camera in her vagina? Then they'll go like "ahhh, we lost connection!!!!"