"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Just for the hell of it, would any of you fvck Sarah Palin?

Would you fvck Sarah Palin? XD

  • HELL YEAH! - She's fvcking gorgeous!

    Votes: 18 26.1%

  • She's alright - I'd tap that

    Votes: 44 63.8%

  • Nah, she's a bit too old for my taste

    Votes: 2 2.9%

  • Ewww! Are you kidding me?! - She's fvcking disgusting!

    Votes: 5 7.2%
  • Total voters
    69

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Id beat that ass up and bust STRAIGHT in her stupid face.
 
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Ilyas Frenkelovich said:
OTB said:
maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
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Nope no VPILF. Black Jesus won.:p
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Wow Ilyas, I love how you can't even properly quote another post...... fvcking idiot.... :rolleyes:


It's okay guys, I'm not flaming him -----> I actually know this retard in real life.... :eek:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Desert Fox said:
VPILF? Do you even watch the news? This was posted 11-11-08. wow....
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"Wow" to you Desert Fow, you fail at life.... :down:


When writing that, did you honestly think that I thought she was elected Vice??? :confused:


I'm glad you are soooooo fvcking perceptive! ----> idiot.... :crackup:


Don't come back before you get some sense in your head :trouble:
 
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backbreaker said:
tina fey is the most underrated woman in hollywood. my gosh i'd bend her over a table....
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speakeasy said:
She's fvckable, but compared to most women in hollywood, she's a plain jane.

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To put it into slightly more objective terms.....

Governor Sarah Palin is extremely hot compared to all other female politicians who are all uggos
(On a side note, Hillary Clinton was a hottie wayyyy back in the day.... :p

On the other side of that, Tina Fey is actually lower-than-average compared to the rest of the women in the Hollywood movie industry


But in my opion, I honestly don't think Tina Fey is an attractive women at all.......
Personally, I wouldn't even give her a second look if I passed her buy on the street (not considering the factor that she's a celebrity...... and I'd fvck her just for the bragging rights :D
 
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What if she has CIA installed camera in her vagina? Then they'll go like "ahhh, we lost connection!!!!"
 
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