Ilyas Frenkelovich
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OTB said:maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
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Nope no VPILF. Black Jesus won.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Just for the hell of it, would any of you fvck Sarah Palin?
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
come on speakeasy you had to find the most bloated picture of her.. we all have our bad days
here ya go
http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/tinafey_21313.jpg
http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/tina-fey-tanktop1.jpg
here ya go
http://deadon.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/tinafey_21313.jpg
http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/tina-fey-tanktop1.jpg
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Id beat that ass up and bust STRAIGHT in her stupid face.
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Wow Ilyas, I love how you can't even properly quote another post...... fvcking idiot....Ilyas Frenkelovich said:OTB said:maybe even a VPILF (Vice-President I'd like to fvck :crackup: )
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Nope no VPILF. Black Jesus won.
It's okay guys, I'm not flaming him -----> I actually know this retard in real life....
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"Wow" to you Desert Fow, you fail at life....Desert Fox said:
When writing that, did you honestly think that I thought she was elected Vice???
I'm glad you are soooooo fvcking perceptive! ----> idiot.... :crackup:
Don't come back before you get some sense in your head :trouble:
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Are you fvcking serious?!?!persistent exaction said:nahhh I'm a democrat.
Does that mean you wouldn't fvck an HB-9 if you somehow found out that she had conservative political views?
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backbreaker said:
speakeasy said:
To put it into slightly more objective terms.....
Governor Sarah Palin is extremely hot compared to all other female politicians who are all uggos
(On a side note, Hillary Clinton was a hottie wayyyy back in the day....
On the other side of that, Tina Fey is actually lower-than-average compared to the rest of the women in the Hollywood movie industry
But in my opion, I honestly don't think Tina Fey is an attractive women at all.......
Personally, I wouldn't even give her a second look if I passed her buy on the street (not considering the factor that she's a celebrity...... and I'd fvck her just for the bragging rights
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What if she has CIA installed camera in her vagina? Then they'll go like "ahhh, we lost connection!!!!"