"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Met a girl, great rapport, had a lot of fun together. Borderline AW, so I played hot/cold REAL hard.

I got into bed with her on friday, but she wasn't being easy to deal with (every time I'd try to do something to her, she'd push me away and act coy). So I put my clothes on, got up and left. I thought it would be the ultimate power move, and that she'd come CRAWLING back for more.
Maybe it was a bit unnecessary, but I really just wanted to go home (drunk, and had to work early).

Today she finally leaves a message on my phone... "I'd appreciate if you don't call my house or phone, I gave your CD to your AFC friend. Bye." Woah, didn't see that coming. Looks like SHE is wanting ME to do the crawling back. I'm probably the only guy to ever refuse sex from this chick, and I think it just blew her fragile feminine mind.

What's your appraisal, DJ's? I plan on calling her tommorrow, cool and calm, asking what that outburst was all about. This sounds like a major **** test...
 
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fukk that!

I don't know if you have the willpower, but I would cut ALL contact. Make her call you. If she dosen't, no great loss.
 
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Originally posted by ikkenai
I plan on calling her tommorrow, cool and calm, asking what that outburst was all about. This sounds like a major **** test...
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I think you are doing good. And think right. Do what you wanted to do: call her... and see what'll happen.
 
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The ultimate goal is to have her in the palm of my hand, not to lose her entirely. She's a AW of sorts, and therefore has a stubborn personality. She has huge IL prior to this.

Anyways, I'll call her, but I sure won't be blubbering for forgiveness. Have any of you guys done a takeaway, but have it end up making the girl dump or get extremely angry at you?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hold off a while n the call. If you gain the power back cool

If you don't then give the number online to hundreds of guys. She'll really be happy a month from now when her phone is ringing off the hook from a bunch of drunk losers.

The key to pulling this prank? Wait at least a month or two after you last contact with her. She'll never know it was you.

Childish? Classless? Uncalled for?

Sure but FUN HELL YEAH!
 
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She's obviously an AW. She's truly offended that you wouldn't insist on fcking her that night, she tried to play hard and it backfired on her. Now she feels like if she pretends that she doesn't want to do anything with you you'll crawl back. if i were you I would next her and teach the sl*t a lesson.
 
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flame me if you'd like.. but what's AW? sorry. :(

personally i'd give it a week or so. then call and say hi. but i'm no master DJ, so *shrugs*

-JP
 
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Originally posted by Ricky
Childish? Classless? Uncalled for?

Sure but FUN HELL YEAH!
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Revenge is the domain of lameasses.

AW = Attention *****
 
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But revenge can be sweet!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Don't call her.

Move on.

If she doesn't call, you're just one psycho-biatch less. Which is a good thing
 
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Originally posted by Ricky
Hold off a while n the call. If you gain the power back cool

If you don't then give the number online to hundreds of guys. She'll really be happy a month from now when her phone is ringing off the hook from a bunch of drunk losers.

The key to pulling this prank? Wait at least a month or two after you last contact with her. She'll never know it was you.

Childish? Classless? Uncalled for?

Sure but FUN HELL YEAH!
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THAts THe SPiRIT! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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Originally posted by HeartlessBtch
She's obviously an AW. She's truly offended that you wouldn't insist on fcking her that night, she tried to play hard and it backfired on her. Now she feels like if she pretends that she doesn't want to do anything with you you'll crawl back. if i were you I would next her and teach the sl*t a lesson.
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Or u could go back and **** her. Her IL is high enugh. AFter, lose all contact... Thatd be the ultimate.
 
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