So I have jury duty soon and was wondering would it hurt trying to talk to women there or around the area during lunch and such and the Jury pool waiting room? I mean I'm at the point now where I want to start hitting on women more IRL, especially when it's so dismal around here to begin with. Is that just a bad idea due to possible contempt of court, arrest, etc for misconduct?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Jury Duty next week
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
2Rocky
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Try reading the articles in Maxim if the June 2016 edition doesn't have the pages stuck together....
https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/jury-duty-flirting-2016-01
https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/jury-duty-flirting-2016-01
RickTheToad
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Seriously? In court? Are you for real?
Not worth a possible contempt fine or arrest?
RickTheToad
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Let's see. Cops all around you. Cameras all around you. People not wanting to be there. Do you think this is a wise decision?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Bible_Belt
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That won't happen if you tell them first that you are so distracted by the beautiful women that you cannot pay attention well enough to fairly judge the guilt or innocence of the defendant. Then they pretty much have to let you off the jury.
Think of it this way. With all the cameras these days, if one were to be arrested for that I'm pretty sure it would at least make the local news just due to the funny nature of it. what would people think of you if they saw you on TV for that? Good publicity lol.
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Now I know you are a troll
RickTheToad
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I think, with a lot of the posts you list here, you need professional help or are just posting for attention.
Do you worry about #metoo these days? Btw if you own a business, or in a position in power and accused of sexual harassment and it becomes known does that basically kill you with women and make you like herpes to them?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.