So I have jury duty soon and was wondering would it hurt trying to talk to women there or around the area during lunch and such and the Jury pool waiting room? I mean I'm at the point now where I want to start hitting on women more IRL, especially when it's so dismal around here to begin with. Is that just a bad idea due to possible contempt of court, arrest, etc for misconduct?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Jury Duty next week
- Thread starter biggoal
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Try reading the articles in Maxim if the June 2016 edition doesn't have the pages stuck together....
https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/jury-duty-flirting-2016-01
https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/jury-duty-flirting-2016-01
RickTheToad
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Seriously? In court? Are you for real?
Not worth a possible contempt fine or arrest?
RickTheToad
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Let's see. Cops all around you. Cameras all around you. People not wanting to be there. Do you think this is a wise decision?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Bible_Belt
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That won't happen if you tell them first that you are so distracted by the beautiful women that you cannot pay attention well enough to fairly judge the guilt or innocence of the defendant. Then they pretty much have to let you off the jury.
Think of it this way. With all the cameras these days, if one were to be arrested for that I'm pretty sure it would at least make the local news just due to the funny nature of it. what would people think of you if they saw you on TV for that? Good publicity lol.
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Now I know you are a troll
RickTheToad
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I think, with a lot of the posts you list here, you need professional help or are just posting for attention.
Do you worry about #metoo these days? Btw if you own a business, or in a position in power and accused of sexual harassment and it becomes known does that basically kill you with women and make you like herpes to them?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.