"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Pakwah

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ive been offered to help with new hires at my fast food job...yeah whatever. i was thinking of making a questionaire for them to fill out. was wondering if i could get a little help. what is fair to ask someone who is only 16?? i was thinking q's like 'what do you think is your best/worst quality?' or 'name a time when you were able to calm a heated situation...what did you do? what was the outcome?

knowing you guys, i'll get some really crazy ones...but i would appreciate some serious ones. thanks
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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penkitten

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tell me why i should hire you?

if anyone says : because i will make this place money and kiss my bosses ass .............. hire them asap :cheer:
 

quest

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Originally posted by Pakwah
ive been offered to help with new hires at my fast food job...yeah whatever. i was thinking of making a questionaire for them to fill out. was wondering if i could get a little help. what is fair to ask someone who is only 16?? i was thinking q's like 'what do you think is your best/worst quality?' or 'name a time when you were able to calm a heated situation...what did you do? what was the outcome?

knowing you guys, i'll get some really crazy ones...but i would appreciate some serious ones. thanks
i think just ask "get to know you" type questions..
theres no real point in asking about best/worst quality, how do u handle a heated situation.. they are all going to give u the same answers..

you're best to just look for hygenic kids who turn up. then u'll find out if they work hard enough pretty quickly..
 

PRMoon

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The most imporant question. Have you ever been convicted of a felony? If so please explain.
 

diablo

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It's fast food. Asking them to fill out a screening questionnaire is laughable... it's not like you're going to pay them more than minimum wage, or that their job is actually a long-term career option for them... :rolleyes:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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