Well, I'm a really good server and did my best to make sure they were able to enjoy their meal. I would never take their picture and sell it to those idiot rag magazines. I don't care if a picture was worth a million dollars...I wouldn't do that. They came to my work to enjoy a meal and it was my job to make sure they got what they came for. I think they really appreciated the way that I didn't treat them like celebrities. I treated them just like I do everyone else and didn't ask annoying questions. That's probably why I got such a good tip. I bet most people that wait on them keep interrupting their meal with stupid questions and an attempt at small talk. I just let them eat in peace and only checked in when drinks were low and dishes needed to be cleared...and I didn't gawk like everyone else in the place did.Originally posted by R3N3GAD3
Wildfyre,
Thats a big tip. You spoiled girl
Anyways, you should have taken pictures and sold them to the paparazzi.
Yea yea.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Jesse James and Sandra Bullock came into my work tonight...
- Thread starter Wyldfire
- Start date
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I'm not an attention seeker, despite what a couple individuals here think. It's not everyday you wait on not only one, but two famous celebrities. This incident was "share-worthy".Originally posted by comic_relief
Thats cool babe at least something interested happened to you. I just hope that your not out for attention with this
Also I like how you wouldn't bother them with autographs or anything because most stars like that are bugged constantly. The reason that they wanted you to do it was probably because you weren't all "ga ga" over them.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Damn, old man's pounding that 5 star p*ssy?!
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotdamn!! I was thinking about James Brown's black ass!! lol holy sh*t!
JESSE JAMES sounds more appropriate ....my bad
Gotdamn!! I was thinking about James Brown's black ass!! lol holy sh*t!
JESSE JAMES sounds more appropriate ....my bad
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
BTW, last year before I got locked up I was driving my girl home and that weekend my town was having their annual motorcycle, bbq, and blues festival or whatever the hell it was called and Jesse James crazy motorcycle building ass was right behind my ass in a nice yellow chopper...My car was on TV cuz that b*tch was doing a show special where they traveled to fayetteville and they were gonna build a bike in 24 hours or something I don't remember...