"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Jaw Exercises

Flabbergasped?

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I have a chubby face despite being pretty skinny, and I figured maybe exercising the facial muscles would tighten up my face, like a facelift XD. I stumbled upon this:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2105452_get-rid-double-chin.html

Anyone have any experiences with jaw exercises? Do they help with loose skin (my face looks chub because of loose skin)?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do lots of chin stretches- look straight up, as high as you can see, with your bottom jaw protruding. Do three sets of 8, and then do side-by-side chin stretches(turn head and point jaw towards each shoulder, as far as they can go....no hands, please). Cut the salt intake, and drink a gallon of water each day. Don't worry- if you drink enough water, your body will not retain it.

Want higher cheekbones too? kokk your bottom jaw sideways, while slowly opening your mouth, as wide as possible. Repeat, for the other side. I went from being a no-neck, moon-faced pudgeball, to having sculpted cheekbones, and a well-defined cleft chin, too. Lastly- proper diet and "eating clean" will carve out the remaining facial flab very well. Do these exercises before going to bed, every night(stretched skin tightens-up, as you sleep). Expect noticeable results in about three weeks.
 

Flabbergasped?

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Any before and after pics? This sounds excited, maybe I might turn into one of those hot guys that don't work for poon.
 

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Also someone on here told me a long time ago to chew gum, it has worked some.
 

AKA FLEX

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Flabbergasped? said:
I have a chubby face despite being pretty skinny, and I figured maybe exercising the facial muscles would tighten up my face, like a facelift XD. I stumbled upon this:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2105452_get-rid-double-chin.html

Anyone have any experiences with jaw exercises? Do they help with loose skin (my face looks chub because of loose skin)?
I wouldn't waste my time with that. Jaw exercises? Sounds like a joke.

If your face is chubby, just exercise and eat right. When a man loses excess weight, the first place he loses it from is the face (the last place is the stomach).
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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