"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jaw Exercises

Flabbergasped?

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I have a chubby face despite being pretty skinny, and I figured maybe exercising the facial muscles would tighten up my face, like a facelift XD. I stumbled upon this:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2105452_get-rid-double-chin.html

Anyone have any experiences with jaw exercises? Do they help with loose skin (my face looks chub because of loose skin)?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Do lots of chin stretches- look straight up, as high as you can see, with your bottom jaw protruding. Do three sets of 8, and then do side-by-side chin stretches(turn head and point jaw towards each shoulder, as far as they can go....no hands, please). Cut the salt intake, and drink a gallon of water each day. Don't worry- if you drink enough water, your body will not retain it.

Want higher cheekbones too? kokk your bottom jaw sideways, while slowly opening your mouth, as wide as possible. Repeat, for the other side. I went from being a no-neck, moon-faced pudgeball, to having sculpted cheekbones, and a well-defined cleft chin, too. Lastly- proper diet and "eating clean" will carve out the remaining facial flab very well. Do these exercises before going to bed, every night(stretched skin tightens-up, as you sleep). Expect noticeable results in about three weeks.
 

Flabbergasped?

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Any before and after pics? This sounds excited, maybe I might turn into one of those hot guys that don't work for poon.
 

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Also someone on here told me a long time ago to chew gum, it has worked some.
 

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Flabbergasped? said:
I have a chubby face despite being pretty skinny, and I figured maybe exercising the facial muscles would tighten up my face, like a facelift XD. I stumbled upon this:

http://www.ehow.com/how_2105452_get-rid-double-chin.html

Anyone have any experiences with jaw exercises? Do they help with loose skin (my face looks chub because of loose skin)?
I wouldn't waste my time with that. Jaw exercises? Sounds like a joke.

If your face is chubby, just exercise and eat right. When a man loses excess weight, the first place he loses it from is the face (the last place is the stomach).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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