"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ive found the most pathetic male Ive ever come across.....................

derby1

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Just as I thought Chris Perry was bad on facebook.

Guys please go on there and search for a lad called "Ryans Content"

Its tragic, hes like the big boss simpatron you take on at the end of the level
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Machine10033

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Holy god.... we have found the king simp.

I’ve never cringed so much
 

Bigpapa

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Just as I thought Chris Perry was bad on facebook.

Guys please go on there and search for a lad called "Ryans Content"

Its tragic, hes like the big boss simpatron you take on at the end of the level
I am quite sure that he is gay

so you can not label him as a simp or whatever
 

SirBigBell

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In life you gotta be good at something. He is just good at the wrong thing.
Nothing and nobody can get through to this chap. Only he can rescue himself
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bigpapa

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Gay guys get laid with women far more than straight guys do.

Little known fact - girls are very commonly turned on by male gayness. Women are depraved.

I've actually lost count of the number of women who have confessed to me that they fantasize about gay men, and they often read gay fan fiction like Harry Potter fantasies. Harry banging Snape and weird sh1t like that.

Ever wonder why women are so supportive of LGBT Rights? Now you know.

Most gay guys will bang women - it's very rare for a guy to be 100% gay. Most gay guys are actually Bi.
Also, telling a woman that you're gay is like the ultimate Neg. She sees it as a challenge, and she drops her guard.
ye , but gay guys sleeping with women is a different game all togheter

basically a gay guy can get away with saying stupid simp sh1t :)
 

Sam_J

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Gay guys get laid with women far more than straight guys do.

Little known fact - girls are very commonly turned on by male gayness. Women are depraved.

I've actually lost count of the number of women who have confessed to me that they fantasize about gay men, and they often read gay fan fiction like Harry Potter fantasies. Harry banging Snape and weird sh1t like that.

Ever wonder why women are so supportive of LGBT Rights? Now you know.

Most gay guys will bang women - it's very rare for a guy to be 100% gay. Most gay guys are actually Bi.
Also, telling a woman that you're gay is like the ultimate Neg. She sees it as a challenge, and she drops her guard.
Yeah and these "Gay" guys also get away with all kinds of BS like feeling up girls' tits and groping them and all kinds of stuff that would be considered sexual harassment or even worse if done by a straight guy. I have seen it and the girls go right along with it and encourage it too even when the gay dudes didnt even ask first.
 

SW15

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Gay guys get laid with women far more than straight guys do.

Most gay guys will bang women - it's very rare for a guy to be 100% gay. Most gay guys are actually Bi.
That's a bit of an exaggeration. Male sexlessness has been high for a while now but it isn't that high.

Little known fact - girls are very commonly turned on by male gayness. Women are depraved.
Not surprising at all. Men are turned on by two feminine looking women having sex with each other.
 

Bigpapa

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he has two sons i beleive
I do not think so , but even if he does , still the gay comment is legit , as no gay guy is 100% gay

usually gay guys are bisexual , and are gay because they are quite hedonistic in terms of sex , and being gay you have more action then being straight
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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