"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TonyTheTigerOI

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Gentleman,
For those of you who know me, I wish to extend my fullest gratatude for aiding me in these last months... life is funny sometimes.

To those unfamiliar with me and my writing, I am Anthony - Tony, if you will - and I am one of the original members of the High School Forum, creater of the High School Don Juan Bible, and author of a few incredibly anally retentive technique posts. I am not a nice person. Nice to meet you =)

I will be sticking around for long enough to articulate what I have learned as well as revivify the old school topics that made this forum so great, back when Y2K-alerts were all the rage.

I am also reinstating my policy of instant communication/tutoring over AIM. Any questions about my articles, random death threats, whatever... don't hesitate to drop me a line @ tonythetigeroi (AIM SN).

-Anthony
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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tactic

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Hello
 

NYC Dude

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Nice to see you back Anthony.
 

Smooth as Anything

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:)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You promised us a ground breaking, huge post last time you popped up.

I hope we get it this time.
 

Eternal

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No one can stay away...It's like a gang. Once you are in it...You are in it for life.

PS - Welcome back.
 

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Originally posted by crazykid
No one can stay away...It's like a gang. Once you are in it...You are in it for life.

PS - Welcome back.
At least thats true for this site =D, and I'm another proof hehe.
This forum is too awesome
 
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