"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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is telling jokes good?

avrilishot

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Well I know quite a few and the thing is im not really around to many women but when I am should I tell them jokes or no?


also do you tell girls jokes?

help me thanks.:)
 

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I suppose telling the occasional joke should be fine.... as long as it's a funny one. See, the problem with telling jokes, is that they are rehearsed and unoriginal.

Women like guys who are witty, and funny by themselves. Anyone can recite jokes, to try and get a laugh, but when you can think quick on your feet and get her almost in tears with whatever situiational humor comes up,l you'll be way ahead of the game.
 

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Depends on the joke and on the girl, I would say.
Even more so, depends on how you tell it.

Remember that men and women have very different senses of humour, too.
For example, a lot of men love Monty Python and South Park, but you're not going to to get many ladies' numbers by quoting the Dead Parrot sketch or by singing "Uncle F**ka".

I think being "naturally" funny in your conversation works a lot better (it has for me, anyway). But if you do tell a full-out "joke", do it in a way that's actually funny. Time it right, don't laugh at it yourself, keep a straight face, pause at the right moments, etc.
 

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If I make a stupid sarcastic comment that gets no laughs I usually "oh you thought I was kidding?" That usually gets at least a giggle! :D
 

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
:( Did you get that out of a christmas cracker??

Sarge on..
The thing is, It's so stupid, you have to laugh! :D

It's one of those jokes we ware telling when I was like 6 years old.. Was Damn funny then.. and it's still.. for me :D
 

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I don't use rehearsed jokes that often, it's not really my cup of tea and I never deliver them right.

Situational/observational humor, on the other hand .. is a surefire lady killer.
 
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