"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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is telling jokes good?

avrilishot

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Well I know quite a few and the thing is im not really around to many women but when I am should I tell them jokes or no?


also do you tell girls jokes?

help me thanks.:)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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I suppose telling the occasional joke should be fine.... as long as it's a funny one. See, the problem with telling jokes, is that they are rehearsed and unoriginal.

Women like guys who are witty, and funny by themselves. Anyone can recite jokes, to try and get a laugh, but when you can think quick on your feet and get her almost in tears with whatever situiational humor comes up,l you'll be way ahead of the game.
 

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Depends on the joke and on the girl, I would say.
Even more so, depends on how you tell it.

Remember that men and women have very different senses of humour, too.
For example, a lot of men love Monty Python and South Park, but you're not going to to get many ladies' numbers by quoting the Dead Parrot sketch or by singing "Uncle F**ka".

I think being "naturally" funny in your conversation works a lot better (it has for me, anyway). But if you do tell a full-out "joke", do it in a way that's actually funny. Time it right, don't laugh at it yourself, keep a straight face, pause at the right moments, etc.
 

I'm Joe Dirt

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If I make a stupid sarcastic comment that gets no laughs I usually "oh you thought I was kidding?" That usually gets at least a giggle! :D
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
:( Did you get that out of a christmas cracker??

Sarge on..
The thing is, It's so stupid, you have to laugh! :D

It's one of those jokes we ware telling when I was like 6 years old.. Was Damn funny then.. and it's still.. for me :D
 

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I don't use rehearsed jokes that often, it's not really my cup of tea and I never deliver them right.

Situational/observational humor, on the other hand .. is a surefire lady killer.
 
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