"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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is telling jokes good?

avrilishot

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Well I know quite a few and the thing is im not really around to many women but when I am should I tell them jokes or no?


also do you tell girls jokes?

help me thanks.:)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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I suppose telling the occasional joke should be fine.... as long as it's a funny one. See, the problem with telling jokes, is that they are rehearsed and unoriginal.

Women like guys who are witty, and funny by themselves. Anyone can recite jokes, to try and get a laugh, but when you can think quick on your feet and get her almost in tears with whatever situiational humor comes up,l you'll be way ahead of the game.
 

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Depends on the joke and on the girl, I would say.
Even more so, depends on how you tell it.

Remember that men and women have very different senses of humour, too.
For example, a lot of men love Monty Python and South Park, but you're not going to to get many ladies' numbers by quoting the Dead Parrot sketch or by singing "Uncle F**ka".

I think being "naturally" funny in your conversation works a lot better (it has for me, anyway). But if you do tell a full-out "joke", do it in a way that's actually funny. Time it right, don't laugh at it yourself, keep a straight face, pause at the right moments, etc.
 

I'm Joe Dirt

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If I make a stupid sarcastic comment that gets no laughs I usually "oh you thought I was kidding?" That usually gets at least a giggle! :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by The_Shezzler
:( Did you get that out of a christmas cracker??

Sarge on..
The thing is, It's so stupid, you have to laugh! :D

It's one of those jokes we ware telling when I was like 6 years old.. Was Damn funny then.. and it's still.. for me :D
 

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I don't use rehearsed jokes that often, it's not really my cup of tea and I never deliver them right.

Situational/observational humor, on the other hand .. is a surefire lady killer.
 
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