"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Zarky

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Gotta chill the **** out, OP. Girl is a freak, and that's fine. But I can't imagine why you'd find yourself "having feelings for her" unless you have absolutely no other options in life.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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f@ck the feelings guys.... i just want to keep her around so i can carry out some fantasies & treat her like the slut she is

but... she has dropped off the radar... and i need advice how to proceed forward.

she phoned me on monday morning & wanted a favour off me... i couldn't do the favour for her & i have not heard from her since

i don't understand why she has vanished, as she was showing very high interest level...

these are some reasons why i think she might have dropped off the radar!


she said she was feeling ill a couple of days ago, because she has some problems with her neck... she could be in hospital etc??

she may have lost my number?

she is f@cking some other dude?

she isn't sure about seeing me anymore?

or she is playing f@cking games & waiting for me to come chasing her?

i was thinking about ringing her, make sure she is not ill or isn't in the hospital... if she is okay, then i send her a text and dump her ass, for ignoring me and playing games


she has gone ghost... so how do i proceed? she is defo not for a relationship, but would not mind keeping her around for sex
 

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JohnnyStorm said:
Did she volunteer this information? Please tell me she got out a notepad and started entering in what she thought of your "performance" :D
She actually did volunteer it.lol And he!! no we never met or exchanged numbers. She started out by going on and on about how guys had screwed her over and just wanted sex and she was looking for a nice guy and was not going to have sex til she got married. So I asked her how many guys had she banged off pof. I was expecting like 5,6,7 something like that. She came back with 39:crazy: Then she went on to tell me how low it made her feel after each time she banged one and how she was only banging so many because she had recently gotten a divorce. Oh and this girl was only 23.lol

People ask me why I'm not married. Maybe I should give this example and see their reaction.haha
 

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any ideas what i should do from here on guys???


01) try to rope her back in, so i can keep banging her?

02) or send her a text and dump her ass?

she has ignored me for 2 days now, think she is pizzed off baout something... i,m not sure of her reasons... but i think i should cut this one loose


i wouldn't mind carrying on seeing her just for the sex, as the sex is great... but she has proven to be unreliable & could be worse trouble ahead
 

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Girls that come on fast, leave even faster. That's a golden rule I learned in Stripperville. You need to strike while the iron is hot. File this away for next time.

Mentally healthy people don't function like this one just did. She wants to suck you in by being exxxtra sechsual and tell you everything you want to hear before she pulls off her mask and reveals her crazy a$$ she tries to keep under wraps.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Orbion I have bad news, whether you want to admit it or not, you have feelings for her. Otherwise you wouldn't be this concerned about her. You're freaking out over her ignoring you for 2 days (really?) and asking if you should "dump" her. You're complaining she's unreliable. Get a hold of yourself. This is a plate you're talking about, who gives a sh*t.

As has been said several times already, this woman is a sl*t who is good for nothing but sex. She is going to disappoint you if you expect anything else... it sounds like you're already disappointed. Stop.

There is no "what if..." in this situation. She's not an exception. Stop treating her like she's might be the one. Use all this time and energy you're spending trying to get with her to get other plates. Immediately.
 

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Robert28 said:
She actually did volunteer it.lol And he!! no we never met or exchanged numbers. She started out by going on and on about how guys had screwed her over and just wanted sex and she was looking for a nice guy and was not going to have sex til she got married. So I asked her how many guys had she banged off pof. I was expecting like 5,6,7 something like that. She came back with 39:crazy: Then she went on to tell me how low it made her feel after each time she banged one and how she was only banging so many because she had recently gotten a divorce. Oh and this girl was only 23.lol

People ask me why I'm not married. Maybe I should give this example and see their reaction.haha
Everytime people tell me I am crazy....

I WILL THINK OF THIS

Ba-Boing buddy !
 
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