"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Read more...

Is Plasticsurgeon Gay?

T

thickandcreamy

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 12, 2006
Messages
136
Reaction score
0
I just got this PM from plasticsurgeon:

Subject line: i could buy you

"hey you know i could literally buy you right? just letting you know."

Dude, are you gay? Buddy, I want to let you know publicly. I DO NOT swing both ways. Save your ****y/funny lines for the boys you pick up at fight shows. ;)

Thick
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

F

Fred Da Head

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 21, 2002
Messages
959
Reaction score
4
Honestly, I think your name sounds "gayer" than that PM plasticsurgeon wrote you.

If you're THAT unsecure about your sexuality that you feel the need to post a private message in a public forum just to get validation that you're not gay... well, you do know that most homophobes are just repressed homosexuals, right?
 
E

EdHunter

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 3, 2007
Messages
117
Reaction score
0
Quote Carlos Mencia:
"But you get one of those guys who "hates homosexuals" so intensely to sit down and have a couple beers with some gay guys, next thing you know, he'll be like, "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAAAAAKE!!!""
 
S

sexxyback

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 19, 2007
Messages
216
Reaction score
1
is 'i could buy you' supposed to be intimidating or something?
 
F

Fred Da Head

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 21, 2002
Messages
959
Reaction score
4
Considering it's completely out of any kind of context (were they arguing in the public forums and surgeon took it to PMs like a responsible adult? I don't know), I think it's probably more of a ways to say "I have tons of money, you don't." Maybe not intimidating, but trying to show higher quality.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

S

Skilla_Staz

Master Don Juan
Joined
May 2, 2006
Messages
2,214
Reaction score
10
Age
37
Location
Omaha, Nebraska
I could buy you...hm


To me theres no sexual reference, unless you're a hooker...
 
E

EdHunter

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 3, 2007
Messages
117
Reaction score
0
I suppose that if you're accustomed to being in situations where men offer you money for sexual activity, it could appear gay...but then that raises the question of T&C's mindset...
 
S

sexxyback

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 19, 2007
Messages
216
Reaction score
1
Fred Da Head said:
Considering it's completely out of any kind of context (were they arguing in the public forums and surgeon took it to PMs like a responsible adult? I don't know), I think it's probably more of a ways to say "I have tons of money, you don't." Maybe not intimidating, but trying to show higher quality.
Click to expand...
retarded either way
 
T

TruthHurts

Don Juan
Joined
Mar 27, 2007
Messages
159
Reaction score
1
Location
Boston
PlasticSurgeon said:
but on a side note: You know I could buy you right? HAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA :crackup:
Click to expand...
classic ****y funny response...

I would vote he can buy him....


Starting bid anyone?

Hmmmm.... $500? full service maybe? lol
 
L

L777

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 1, 2005
Messages
1,206
Reaction score
20
Age
39
Location
manchester UK
I don't think he's gay but its quite a gay message to send, I'll give you that.


Although posting that message on the forum is quite gay as well.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

S

Scorched

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jan 12, 2006
Messages
371
Reaction score
7
Age
42
Location
TN
Nothing gay about it.

I think its funny.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top