"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is Plasticsurgeon Gay?

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thickandcreamy

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I just got this PM from plasticsurgeon:

Subject line: i could buy you

"hey you know i could literally buy you right? just letting you know."

Dude, are you gay? Buddy, I want to let you know publicly. I DO NOT swing both ways. Save your ****y/funny lines for the boys you pick up at fight shows. ;)

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Fred Da Head

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Honestly, I think your name sounds "gayer" than that PM plasticsurgeon wrote you.

If you're THAT unsecure about your sexuality that you feel the need to post a private message in a public forum just to get validation that you're not gay... well, you do know that most homophobes are just repressed homosexuals, right?
 
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Quote Carlos Mencia:
"But you get one of those guys who "hates homosexuals" so intensely to sit down and have a couple beers with some gay guys, next thing you know, he'll be like, "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAAAAAKE!!!""
 
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sexxyback

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is 'i could buy you' supposed to be intimidating or something?
 
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Considering it's completely out of any kind of context (were they arguing in the public forums and surgeon took it to PMs like a responsible adult? I don't know), I think it's probably more of a ways to say "I have tons of money, you don't." Maybe not intimidating, but trying to show higher quality.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I could buy you...hm


To me theres no sexual reference, unless you're a hooker...
 
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I suppose that if you're accustomed to being in situations where men offer you money for sexual activity, it could appear gay...but then that raises the question of T&C's mindset...
 
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Fred Da Head said:
Considering it's completely out of any kind of context (were they arguing in the public forums and surgeon took it to PMs like a responsible adult? I don't know), I think it's probably more of a ways to say "I have tons of money, you don't." Maybe not intimidating, but trying to show higher quality.
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retarded either way
 
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PlasticSurgeon said:
but on a side note: You know I could buy you right? HAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA :crackup:
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classic ****y funny response...

I would vote he can buy him....


Starting bid anyone?

Hmmmm.... $500? full service maybe? lol
 
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I don't think he's gay but its quite a gay message to send, I'll give you that.


Although posting that message on the forum is quite gay as well.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Nothing gay about it.

I think its funny.
 
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