"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Is Plasticsurgeon Gay?

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thickandcreamy

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I just got this PM from plasticsurgeon:

Subject line: i could buy you

"hey you know i could literally buy you right? just letting you know."

Dude, are you gay? Buddy, I want to let you know publicly. I DO NOT swing both ways. Save your ****y/funny lines for the boys you pick up at fight shows. ;)

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Honestly, I think your name sounds "gayer" than that PM plasticsurgeon wrote you.

If you're THAT unsecure about your sexuality that you feel the need to post a private message in a public forum just to get validation that you're not gay... well, you do know that most homophobes are just repressed homosexuals, right?
 
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Quote Carlos Mencia:
"But you get one of those guys who "hates homosexuals" so intensely to sit down and have a couple beers with some gay guys, next thing you know, he'll be like, "I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAAAAAKE!!!""
 
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sexxyback

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is 'i could buy you' supposed to be intimidating or something?
 
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Considering it's completely out of any kind of context (were they arguing in the public forums and surgeon took it to PMs like a responsible adult? I don't know), I think it's probably more of a ways to say "I have tons of money, you don't." Maybe not intimidating, but trying to show higher quality.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I could buy you...hm


To me theres no sexual reference, unless you're a hooker...
 
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I suppose that if you're accustomed to being in situations where men offer you money for sexual activity, it could appear gay...but then that raises the question of T&C's mindset...
 
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Fred Da Head said:
Considering it's completely out of any kind of context (were they arguing in the public forums and surgeon took it to PMs like a responsible adult? I don't know), I think it's probably more of a ways to say "I have tons of money, you don't." Maybe not intimidating, but trying to show higher quality.
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retarded either way
 
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PlasticSurgeon said:
but on a side note: You know I could buy you right? HAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA :crackup:
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classic ****y funny response...

I would vote he can buy him....


Starting bid anyone?

Hmmmm.... $500? full service maybe? lol
 
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I don't think he's gay but its quite a gay message to send, I'll give you that.


Although posting that message on the forum is quite gay as well.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Nothing gay about it.

I think its funny.
 
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