“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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joekerr31

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I just got a new vacuum today and man this ****ing thing rocks! It's getting all kinds of dirt that the last vacuum didn't pick up.

Is it wrong that I get this excited over a vacuum cleaner?

You know you are getting old when a kick-ass vacuum cleaner gets you as excited as a woman.

on the plus side... life is good when the simple things please you :)

(btw, feel free to insert vacuum cleaner vs. woman jokes at your leisure).
 

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Well definitely a vaccuum cleaner is nice that you can unplug if it gets too whiney....as well as replace the old bag without people giving you crap about it.

TC
 

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I think you're not using the vacuum cleaner as the manufacturer intended, senor...
 

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No I happened to be the same way and my dirt devil is just about on the blink and I am looking for a new one what kind is it?
 

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Is it that one i see in the morning that sucks 8 balls at a time?
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I get excited when something sucks that good too!
 

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Entre une femme et un aspirateur...mon coeur balance !

a good vaccuum cleaner will be always cheaper and will last longer than a bad relationship.
maintenance costs are ridiculous. Just change the bag every 6 months and you've got a brand new one, then.
So bad, it can not cook as well ! :)

cheers
 
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Powerlifter said:
No I happened to be the same way and my dirt devil is just about on the blink and I am looking for a new one what kind is it?
it's a hoover. not sure what model. the thing is so powerful that it pulls itself forward!

i love when you buy something and its better than you thought it would be.
 

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Don't get too attached to your vacuum cleaner. They love to suck hard at first, then they'll whine for a new bag or belt and stop sucking until they get one. It's all about them even though you paid big money for it in advance.

I had one that I was very attached to that would suck on command. After a while, it refused to suck and I dumped it on a needy friend. Next thing I know, he spent a few bucks on it and it was sucking like there was no tomorrow. It broke my heart but made me realize it is all about money.

I'm over it now and ready to take the plunge again. I'm going for a foreign one. These domestics feel a sense of entitlement and don't deserve me.

Cheers!
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Thanks joekerr31, I'll make note of it.

joekerr31 said:
it's a hoover. not sure what model. the thing is so powerful that it pulls itself forward!

i love when you buy something and its better than you thought it would be.
 

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We all know that chicks dig vacuum cleaner men. ;)

Ever seen that "Porn for Women" book? There's a guy with his shirt off holding a vacuum cleaner.
 
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