Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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is it wrong?

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I just got a new vacuum today and man this ****ing thing rocks! It's getting all kinds of dirt that the last vacuum didn't pick up.

Is it wrong that I get this excited over a vacuum cleaner?

You know you are getting old when a kick-ass vacuum cleaner gets you as excited as a woman.

on the plus side... life is good when the simple things please you :)

(btw, feel free to insert vacuum cleaner vs. woman jokes at your leisure).
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Well definitely a vaccuum cleaner is nice that you can unplug if it gets too whiney....as well as replace the old bag without people giving you crap about it.

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I think you're not using the vacuum cleaner as the manufacturer intended, senor...
 
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No I happened to be the same way and my dirt devil is just about on the blink and I am looking for a new one what kind is it?
 
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Is it that one i see in the morning that sucks 8 balls at a time?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I get excited when something sucks that good too!
 
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Entre une femme et un aspirateur...mon coeur balance !

a good vaccuum cleaner will be always cheaper and will last longer than a bad relationship.
maintenance costs are ridiculous. Just change the bag every 6 months and you've got a brand new one, then.
So bad, it can not cook as well ! :)

cheers
 
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No I happened to be the same way and my dirt devil is just about on the blink and I am looking for a new one what kind is it?
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it's a hoover. not sure what model. the thing is so powerful that it pulls itself forward!

i love when you buy something and its better than you thought it would be.
 
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Don't get too attached to your vacuum cleaner. They love to suck hard at first, then they'll whine for a new bag or belt and stop sucking until they get one. It's all about them even though you paid big money for it in advance.

I had one that I was very attached to that would suck on command. After a while, it refused to suck and I dumped it on a needy friend. Next thing I know, he spent a few bucks on it and it was sucking like there was no tomorrow. It broke my heart but made me realize it is all about money.

I'm over it now and ready to take the plunge again. I'm going for a foreign one. These domestics feel a sense of entitlement and don't deserve me.

Cheers!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Thanks joekerr31, I'll make note of it.

joekerr31 said:
it's a hoover. not sure what model. the thing is so powerful that it pulls itself forward!

i love when you buy something and its better than you thought it would be.
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We all know that chicks dig vacuum cleaner men. ;)

Ever seen that "Porn for Women" book? There's a guy with his shirt off holding a vacuum cleaner.
 
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