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joekerr31

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I just got a new vacuum today and man this ****ing thing rocks! It's getting all kinds of dirt that the last vacuum didn't pick up.

Is it wrong that I get this excited over a vacuum cleaner?

You know you are getting old when a kick-ass vacuum cleaner gets you as excited as a woman.

on the plus side... life is good when the simple things please you :)

(btw, feel free to insert vacuum cleaner vs. woman jokes at your leisure).
 

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Well definitely a vaccuum cleaner is nice that you can unplug if it gets too whiney....as well as replace the old bag without people giving you crap about it.

TC
 

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I think you're not using the vacuum cleaner as the manufacturer intended, senor...
 

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No I happened to be the same way and my dirt devil is just about on the blink and I am looking for a new one what kind is it?
 

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Is it that one i see in the morning that sucks 8 balls at a time?
 

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I get excited when something sucks that good too!
 

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Entre une femme et un aspirateur...mon coeur balance !

a good vaccuum cleaner will be always cheaper and will last longer than a bad relationship.
maintenance costs are ridiculous. Just change the bag every 6 months and you've got a brand new one, then.
So bad, it can not cook as well ! :)

cheers
 
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Powerlifter said:
No I happened to be the same way and my dirt devil is just about on the blink and I am looking for a new one what kind is it?
it's a hoover. not sure what model. the thing is so powerful that it pulls itself forward!

i love when you buy something and its better than you thought it would be.
 

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Don't get too attached to your vacuum cleaner. They love to suck hard at first, then they'll whine for a new bag or belt and stop sucking until they get one. It's all about them even though you paid big money for it in advance.

I had one that I was very attached to that would suck on command. After a while, it refused to suck and I dumped it on a needy friend. Next thing I know, he spent a few bucks on it and it was sucking like there was no tomorrow. It broke my heart but made me realize it is all about money.

I'm over it now and ready to take the plunge again. I'm going for a foreign one. These domestics feel a sense of entitlement and don't deserve me.

Cheers!
 

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Thanks joekerr31, I'll make note of it.

joekerr31 said:
it's a hoover. not sure what model. the thing is so powerful that it pulls itself forward!

i love when you buy something and its better than you thought it would be.
 

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We all know that chicks dig vacuum cleaner men. ;)

Ever seen that "Porn for Women" book? There's a guy with his shirt off holding a vacuum cleaner.
 
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