"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
is it supposed to smell
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
squirrels
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In my experience, is the....erhm...heavier girls that tend to have a stench. The extra flesh kinda blocks the air circulation so moisture builds up in there. Kind of like an armpit. It's not a problem if they wash right before, but give 'em time to sweat and it can get nasty.
And yes, some STDs can cause smells...probably not HIV, but bacterial STDs.
I'd say if she's been walking around a lot (or dancing) and hasn't had time to bathe or "freshen up", then it might be a little stinky, but tolerable. If it's downright nasty you shouldn't be in it.
As for girl ***, sometimes it's clear, sometimes it CAN get a little whitish or milky. If there's any other colors in there (green, yellow, red), run.
DJinTraining06
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DJF AGAIN! said:Well, I didn't call myself "PVSSYEATER" for nothing, lol.
No, it shouldn't smell badly, if it does....then be blunt and go tell her azz she needs to wash her azz, because you want to eat some pvssy, and the smell is knocking you the fvck out.....
Seriously, tell her that, she'll go take care of it.
I did tel her i had to stop cuz it stunk. I tried not to say nothin, but it was sooo bad i thought i was gonna get sick or somethin. I was really nice about it tho, least i said it nicely.
And she got so insulted. At first she didnt say anything and was really cool about it like oh yea dont worry about it, lets just have sex. If u dont like it why do it. But weeks later i realized it was botherin her. she says, i would never say somethin like that to u, id hold it in. She then stopped giving me head cuz "it tasted bad" it was a big chore for her if she did after that. She's like i never woulda told u it tasted bad if u hadnt said that. But in my opinion its much worse to smell rotten trout for a long sustained period of time, than to give a guy head (no smell - i shave and shower twice a day) and just have a bad taste at the end. U spit it out or swallow and its over with. 1 minute tops of unpleasantness, if u really need to rinse ur mouth out after. No comparison in my opinion. Eating a girl out if she smells bad is a sustained awful thing. *** in ur mouth at the end is quick.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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PigAdlemPimp said:Make the girl shower immediately before you eat her puzzy, make sure it is washed properly with soap, then pour a big jar of honey over her vaginal area and you will enjoy eating it.
Jar of honey? hahahaha My friend told me his girl used to spray some strawberry scent on it and it always smelled good.
Buck Rogers
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Russian roulette LMAO!!!
one of my exes used to stink exactly how u described DJ and would be like siping salt water, i told her to wash once and it tasted like clean armpit, god you guys were spot on!
After this is i started introducing chocoate body paint and yes- beer! then you dont caere about the taste.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Faded Image
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What the Hell are you talking about?bigneil said:
This has to be the most untrue statement I've came across since I've been on this board. Who told you that? You're bascially saying that if a girl smells good down there, she's STD free. That's the kind of thinking that's going to get you burned.
Some girls smell bad and some don't smell at all it's just the way of life.
PeterNorthisawesome
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I think you meant to say it tasted like tin foil or iron cuz there's a lil bit of iron and if the girl didn't wash enough after a period it still tastes like it... personally I would finger the girl with my FINGERS first and if that smelt bad she's gone. Pubic hair makes it worse cuz they usually have old or new pee on it that hardened so it smells like something died! This actually made me not touch a girl for 1 month.Nighthawk said:
THE_ADDMAN
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PeterNorthisawesome said:
ugh *barf*
penkitten
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herpes, hpv and hiv do not have a foul odor. in fact they dont smell at all.bigneil said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Though i will only do it if they shave or at least trim and they have just had a shower. I wouldn't expect a girl to do down on me after a day at work. Just like us, diet plays a part as well as im sure their cycle.
Mine tastes good, maybe she doesn't clean it right or something.
I don't really mind if she showered just before I do it (as long as she does in on a daily basis).
Same thing with making out after she gives you head. Who gives a f*ck. If my girl sucks it, then I see no reason why shouldn't make out with her afterwards (off course I don't want my own *** in my mouth, but without the ***, I dont care).
It's just some ***** or ****, you're not gonna die from it.
If it stinks it's a different story. Good hygiene is a must, but if that's handled I don't have any hang-ups (except for licking arse or something lol)