You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
DJF AGAIN! said:Well, I didn't call myself "PVSSYEATER" for nothing, lol.
No, it shouldn't smell badly, if it does....then be blunt and go tell her azz she needs to wash her azz, because you want to eat some pvssy, and the smell is knocking you the fvck out.....
Seriously, tell her that, she'll go take care of it.![]()
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PigAdlemPimp said:Make the girl shower immediately before you eat her puzzy, make sure it is washed properly with soap, then pour a big jar of honey over her vaginal area and you will enjoy eating it.![]()
\O/ said:That's why you ALWAYS have to take the finger-test. Just finger her a bit and small/taste it when she's not looking. Then you'll know wheter or not to go down on her. Otherwise it's just like playing russian roulette....
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What the Hell are you talking about?bigneil said:If it smells fishy, throw it back. All STDs have odor as one of their symptoms. A clean p*ssy smells like a clean armpit.
I think you meant to say it tasted like tin foil or iron cuz there's a lil bit of iron and if the girl didn't wash enough after a period it still tastes like it... personally I would finger the girl with my FINGERS first and if that smelt bad she's gone. Pubic hair makes it worse cuz they usually have old or new pee on it that hardened so it smells like something died! This actually made me not touch a girl for 1 month.Nighthawk said:Sometimes they taste of pennies.
PeterNorthisawesome said:I think you meant to say it tasted like tin foil or iron cuz there's a lil bit of iron and if the girl didn't wash enough after a period it still tastes like it... personally I would finger the girl with my FINGERS first and if that smelt bad she's gone. Pubic hair makes it worse cuz they usually have old or new pee on it that hardened so it smells like something died! This actually made me not touch a girl for 1 month.
herpes, hpv and hiv do not have a foul odor. in fact they dont smell at all.bigneil said:If it smells fishy, throw it back. All STDs have odor as one of their symptoms. A clean p*ssy smells like a clean armpit.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.