Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
DJF AGAIN! said:Well, I didn't call myself "PVSSYEATER" for nothing, lol.
No, it shouldn't smell badly, if it does....then be blunt and go tell her azz she needs to wash her azz, because you want to eat some pvssy, and the smell is knocking you the fvck out.....
Seriously, tell her that, she'll go take care of it.![]()
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
PigAdlemPimp said:Make the girl shower immediately before you eat her puzzy, make sure it is washed properly with soap, then pour a big jar of honey over her vaginal area and you will enjoy eating it.![]()
\O/ said:That's why you ALWAYS have to take the finger-test. Just finger her a bit and small/taste it when she's not looking. Then you'll know wheter or not to go down on her. Otherwise it's just like playing russian roulette....
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
What the Hell are you talking about?bigneil said:If it smells fishy, throw it back. All STDs have odor as one of their symptoms. A clean p*ssy smells like a clean armpit.
I think you meant to say it tasted like tin foil or iron cuz there's a lil bit of iron and if the girl didn't wash enough after a period it still tastes like it... personally I would finger the girl with my FINGERS first and if that smelt bad she's gone. Pubic hair makes it worse cuz they usually have old or new pee on it that hardened so it smells like something died! This actually made me not touch a girl for 1 month.Nighthawk said:Sometimes they taste of pennies.
PeterNorthisawesome said:I think you meant to say it tasted like tin foil or iron cuz there's a lil bit of iron and if the girl didn't wash enough after a period it still tastes like it... personally I would finger the girl with my FINGERS first and if that smelt bad she's gone. Pubic hair makes it worse cuz they usually have old or new pee on it that hardened so it smells like something died! This actually made me not touch a girl for 1 month.
herpes, hpv and hiv do not have a foul odor. in fact they dont smell at all.bigneil said:If it smells fishy, throw it back. All STDs have odor as one of their symptoms. A clean p*ssy smells like a clean armpit.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.