"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I can’t believe you guys are actually having this discussion. It’s actually kind of funny.

But hey no risk of having spermatozoa in your prostatic fluid if you’re a one and done chump. So rock on dewds.

Guys look at an anatomical map and trace the vas deferens - learn something today…
 

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Oh, I forgot you went to American schools.
In that case, go to the library.
You'd be amazed at the number of American women who cannot locate their urethra...or know that it's separate from their vulva...

Pro-tip: if you know female anatomy, it puts you ahead of 99.9% of other men...
 

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You'd be amazed at the number of American women who cannot locate their urethra...or know that it's separate from their vulva...

Pro-tip: if you know female anatomy, it puts you ahead of 99.9% of other men...
Agree. None of my guy or female friends know this stuff. They don’t know how a woman’s cycle works either. One is a mom of two who thinks she’s more fertile during her period. These are all mature adults.
 

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Two things to keep in mind:

1. The chances of a woman getting pregnant from pre-*** are pretty low...even if you're having sex with a woman who is in her biological prime. Not zero percent, but pretty low.

2. Older women have a hard enough time getting pregnant from good old fashioned full-blast ejaculation (let alone pre-cvm). Women in their 30's have to try for months (sometimes years) to get pregnant.

Now combine those two low probability events, and your odds of getting a 30+ year old chick pregnant this way are pretty negligible. Having said that, there are other, more important reasons to wear rubber.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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your odds of getting a 30+ year old chick pregnant
I have spent the past 10 years ejaculating inside women typically age 30+ while wearing a condom. Most were using some birth control but some weren't using any birth control. None of them got pregnant.
 

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I have spent the past 10 years ejaculating inside women typically age 30+ while wearing a condom. Most were using some birth control but some weren't using any birth control. None of them got pregnant.
Why would they get pregnant if you are wearing a condom??
 

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Why would they get pregnant if you are wearing a condom??
Condoms can fail. It's very good to use a 2nd contraceptive method alongside condoms but usually ok using condoms alone.

In the last 10 years, I have had 3 things going for me in terms of pregnancy prevention.

1. I use condoms
2. Most women were using birth control
3. Most women I've had sex with were 30+ with reduced fertility
 

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Condoms can fail. It's very good to use a 2nd contraceptive method alongside condoms but usually ok using condoms alone.

In the last 10 years, I have had 3 things going for me in terms of pregnancy prevention.

1. I use condoms
2. Most women were using birth control
3. Most women I've had sex with were 30+ with reduced fertility
As long as you use condoms that fit you properly (and she's not completely dry), the odds of breakage are extremely low.
 
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