"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is it possible to be TOO successful?

cactus3178

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Let me elaborate,

Some of you may remember my fiasco with my ex gf, and how I was without a doubt one of the biggest p*ssy-whipped-nice-guys ever. Long story short, times have changed, along with my outlook on life in general and my success with women has been nothing short of phenominal.

#1:

The first girl I hooked up with after my ex gf was, in my book, a real keeper. F*cked up sense of humor just like mine, hell of a body, very pretty girl. Super cool, a real go getter, and we had so damn much fun together.

But I cut her loose. Why? Because I'm not ready to get into a LTR. She called me last night after a solid month of no contact crying and telling me how much she loves me and how she wants us to be together. A male friend of hers told me (bite your lip PRL) how totally sprung this girl was (is) last night when I bumped into him at the bar.

I told her in the nicest way I could muster that I like her, but cannot be tied down right now. I feel bad.

#2:

I now have a stalker. Yay. This girl at my ex's work (yeah, I'm still f*cking my ex. I know it's against DJ advice, but damn I love those titties) has a level of interest so high that I'm literally starting to think she's a psychopath. This girl snaps pictures of me when I'm not looking, tells my ex's friend at work how she wants to marry me and have my kids!! Every time I turn around, she's right next to me!

:eek:

Everywhere we go, she always mysteriously 'bumps into' us. She straight up told my ex to her face that she wants to f*ck me. That's pretty ballsy for a girl.


Anyway, the point is that in two cases, these girls have gotten more involved than I wanted them to. I'm not trying to brag, boast, whatever. I'm just saying, this DJ sh*t is a double edged sword. It's so much more powerful than I imagined.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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white_hype

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uh getting a few girls to really like you is not being TOO successful dude..
 

cactus3178

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Yeah. That's not what I meant.

I'm just saying that it's not normal for a girl to fall in love after a month.
 

englishman

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But if your still fVc*ing your ex and she on the phone crying cause you wont be with her then your messin with her head and contributing to the situation..I used to do s**t like that, I think it was ego at the end of the day..
 

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Yer reading it incorrectly if you think he's messing with his ex that way.

Anyway you treated girl #1 properly -- if she can't get over you it's her issue. The other two girls (ex and other girl)...that's up to you :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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englishman

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sorry mate, I see i read it wrong.......
 

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Confess your undying devotion to these girls. Act like a needy wuss around them. They will run away screaming.
 
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