"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Is it okay to shave your balls?

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I've been thinking lately, that I should shave my balls. But I don't know, my penis is kind of prominent, like, it sticks out...so I'm not sure...what do you think?
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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like your age suggests, "Who cares"?

If you want to do it, then do it. If you don't want to do it then don't do it.

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Originally posted by h2o
my penis is kind of prominent, like, it sticks out...so I'm not sure...what do you think?
They aren't ears. You want to accentuate your d*ck.. lol..

I get the feeling this is a satire of Jay-x and his big ears.

But if you're being serious.

Yes, Shave your balls.

My only issue with it, they grow back to quickly.

I trim the hell out of my pubes, I mean, probably 1cm long. (1/3 of an inch). But I shave my balls clean. Use a razor.

Mach 3 is best. first blade lifts the hair. second blade cuts the hair. third blade cuts your scrotum. (nah. its safe. just read something like that somewhere, it made me laugh :))
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ok, i was just joking. forget it. yeah, i shave with my norelco. i was trying to mock jay's head shave thread. nm. guess it's time for another forum break, later.
 

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Don't do it if you're Asian. You already lack body hair, don't get rid of what's there...
 
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